assed 

bothered: can't be bothered to do something

Ashton: How did you discover that orange juice on pancakes was good?
Anna: I spilled some on my pancakes once and couldn't be assed to cook anything else.

assed by ame_jayy June 24, 2012

Aspiengirl 

a gorgeous female with Asperger’s Syndrome, in possession of a kick arse intellect!

An Aspiengirl doesn’t have to choose between being drop dead gorgeous and a Mensa member!

Aspiengirl by Aspie Crusader August 15, 2013

assbee

Function: noun

1a : An object, process, or individual which generates pains in the posterior (ass) of another individual. (Consider a bee sting inside the ass.)
1b : Metaphor for "A pain in the ass."
1c : (Plural) Scales with the use of a single assbee. Many assbees is considered more painful in the posterior (ass) than a single assbee.
1d : (Intensity modifier) Use of 'africanized' or 'killer' in conjunction with assbee could be used as a scaler or intensity modifier. (Consider "Killer bees" in your ass.)

2 : a chimera of an ass (donkey) and a bee. donkey + bee = assbee.

Example 1: "Jesus, this project is really turning out to be a major assbee."
Example 2: "Don't be such a fucking assbee."
Example 3: "Hey man, are you trying to put bees in my ass?"

assbee by Jamin R. & Rob W. April 14, 2008

assedness 

The act of being an ass, but with an undertone of revenge.

I deserve all the assedness you can throw at me tonight because I handled life like an amateur.

assedness by Kate Charlton May 29, 2008

aspie 

One afflicted with Asperger's Syndrome, a disorder on the autism spectrum.

The disorder causes social and often motor impairments but those who have it are often very intelligent and have particularly strong interests.

Used mostly among Aspies themselves.

"Most people don't realize the trouble an aspie has socially."

aspie by Dan Grover June 18, 2004

assceptional

Adj: two words combined: ass and exceptional meaning, an extraordinary ass.

Look at that assceptional ass in that group of females!

assceptional by Seven & a Half April 15, 2009

ASScentives 

Derived from the word "incentives". An ASScentive is when a guy (or girl) is looking for a short term friend with benefits/piece of ass.

"I think this girl may offer some good ASScentives" or "He's a douche, he's just looking for ASScentives"

ASScentives by ASScentives October 28, 2009