long ass day

Definition of Long Ass Day - noun - Having a very bad day that never seems to end

Or A very crappy day that just won't end.

Today, I had a long ass day

by Nichole McKnight September 02, 2009

Slap ass day

Taken or not be prepared to get your ass slapped or grabbed all Month of October!!👻

“Yo I jus grabbed jasmines ass it’s national slap ass day”

by your local baddie October 02, 2019

National post a fake ass friend day

National post a fake ass friend day is where you post a friend who you know is fake, if participating you’re expected to post something on several social media platforms e.g. Instagram, Snapchat, Facebook and others.

“Hey it’s national post a fake ass friend day”
“Oh, I better post Ella then”

by 000000000500000000 November 09, 2021

Give your girlfriend an ass massage day

A sunny day where your girlfriend gets to treat herself to an ass massage by her one and only.

Tomorrow it's give your girlfriend an ass massage day

by Sezmstersem April 02, 2023

Smack ass day

Smack ass day means to smack someone's ass really hard or grab it .basically you just hit someone's but.

It is time for you to smack ass day.

by Kehlani PERIOD April 13, 2019

Slap ass day

On august 29 of every year you must slap a girls ass to celebrate the holidays!

Hey it’s national slap ass day!

by BhadBhaby August 29, 2018

Fat ass day

Also known as thanksgiving, a day where we forget about the rules of portions and stuff ourselves with plenty of good food.

person 1: Happy thanksgiving
person 2: I rather call it happy fat ass day
person 1: YOUR GONNA stuff yourself?
person 2: hell yeah <3

by maniban November 26, 2010