Glory hole attendant

A person who works in a toilet/bathroom at a nightclub offering assistance to bathroom users. Their main job of a night is to offer a range of aftershaves and perfume, also assisting in washing of hands and shoes. In certain bathrooms there will be a glory hole connecting two cubicles for the use in the assistance of a certain sexual act. When two parties do not want to know who preformed/received the sexual act.

It is the Glory Hole Attendant's job to assist the users and maintain and clean the hole.

"Hey, did you hear? There's jobs going in wetherspoons for a Glory Hole Attendant.

by Righty Tossbag September 21, 2018

Ascendency

The Core Ascendency Group (CAG), a national organization in the United States founded in 2003 by student philosophers. Works to support the collective endeavors of members, conduct projects, and practice the life-application doctrine that it develops.

by Grant R. Early September 1, 2003

Fright Attendant

an over 50, unattractive frowing flight attendant

How was your flight?

It was OK but you should have seen the fright attendant. She looked like the lunch lady at school.

by f2xtimes November 11, 2014

Fuck You Attendant

The Fuck You Attendant is the bridesmaid or groomsman in your wedding party who takes up space so that you do not have to include a relative you do not like. The Fuck You Attendant is usually chosen shortly after the disliked relative states that they expect to be involved in the ceremony.

I know I'm just the Fuck You Attendant, but I'm so excited to be part of your big day! By the way, your sister is pouting at table 7.

by OhDon'tYouWish July 27, 2010

Attendant

One who attends an orgy with little or no say.

Shut the hell up, Bob. You've got no say about what goes in your ass, you stupid attendant!

by Jiffy Peej February 11, 2007

Accendent

Speaking with a particular sound to words unintentionally when hanging out with different ethnic groups.

Boy: "When I'm hanging out with my Hispanic friends, I accidentally develop a Spanish accent. "
Girl: "You mean an Accendent."

by ryan salinas January 16, 2016

Havoc Ascendancy

A Roblox War Clan owned by "Xegic" (A known PastelKiddy Imposter), in which the most good looking member is PatientCicero, and not the rumored "Blaeded"

Are they seriously adding a Gun Division to Havoc Ascendancy?

Yeah, that groups really gone downhill since Cicero left..

by Heh gl September 18, 2018