Angry Goose

To perform oral sex on someones ass. Also known as ass eating or a rim job. Word comes from what a goose hissing and sticking its tongue out at you when you get too close.

How did your date with Sally go? Good, i gave her the "angry goose".

by #wade August 1, 2018

Play angry birds

the act of pooping while playing angry birds, becoming synonymous with the act of pooping itself.

"Honey I must "play angry birds" before we go out to dinner."

"Hey, going to play angry birds right quick!"

"I want to go play angry birds but we are at your mothers house!!!"

by R double Big D December 4, 2011

Angry Celibate

A guy who does the Angry Pirate, Angry Moose, or any other mean sex act, then finds that he can no longer get laid.

Angry Celibate: "I gave her an Angry Pirate, and she told all her friends and now there's not a girl in town who'll fuck me!"

by Zoopy July 17, 2007

Angry Charizard

You are about to finish with a woman, you pull out, light her pubes on fire and yell "You do not have enough badges to train me!"

You and a woman are having sex, when right before you finish you pull out and light her pubes on fire and yell "you do not have enough badges to train me!" Thus creating the Angry Charizard.

by Tout January 17, 2012

Angry Birds Rash

(Aves malevolus) Two circular red spots, approx. two inches wide, commonly appearing just above the knees after prolonged visits to restrooms. In severe cases accompanied by numbness of the legs.

I just bumped into my boss outside the restroom with an angry birds rash that was so bad I could hardly walk.

by SkateLikeYouMeanIt November 13, 2011

Angry Scotsman

The act of drinking copious amounts of special brew then when your partner is asleep and after defacating straddle your asleep partner and proceed to thrust your dirty anus forwards and backwards over her face.

Fucking hell Gav me and our lass got pissed on special brew last night and I thought it would be a good idea to give her an Angry Scotsman.

Ha ha nice one Les.

by 'A' Shift April 4, 2017

LeBron James Angry

It's when a person unloads all of their emotional ammo on someone for no apparent reason.

It's when a person unloads all of their emotional ammo on someone for no apparent reason.

Tommy's girlfriend didn't want to watch the ball game so Tommy got LeBron James Angry (LeBron Jangry) and brought up everything she had ever done wrong.....he's single now.

by Da B.E.A.S.T. February 2, 2017