Skip to main content

anal beads anthem

you come over and you’re like wanna fuck/ i say ya only if we can do butt stuff/ i sprint to go grab my anal beads/ you throw it back and scream yes please/ not my birthday but thanks for the cake/ movin too fast gon make a bead break/ one two three beads up my ass/ everyone’s favorite toy made of glass/ anal beads got me on my knees/ yes yes yes now i’m cumming
by Ashlyn! March 29, 2020
mugGet the anal beads anthemmug.

Damestic Anal Bead

A Damestic Anal Bead, is a bead that is inserted analy by a person that requires pleasure
A Damestic Anal Bead is a toy used to pleasure oneself or another

Terry was walking home with her ex and asked if he wanted to come over and use her damestic anal bead. Little did he know it was a trick question she was gonna use it on him.
by Mysticsword958 January 16, 2018
mugGet the Damestic Anal Beadmug.

Lilly Pulitzer Anal Beads

Anal Beads designed for anal pleasure but in the bright patterns of Lilly Pulitzer.
Kim used her Lilly Pulitzer anal beads because they matched her new dress.
by H. Winfield April 10, 2013
mugGet the Lilly Pulitzer Anal Beadsmug.

Irish Anal Beads

Anal beads made out of several potatoes strung together.
"I needed to 'warm myself up' before the orgy, so I inserted my Irish Anal Beads an hour before the party" said Sark O'Mullivan
by Sark O'Mullivan December 9, 2012
mugGet the Irish Anal Beadsmug.

anal bead self defense

i had to use anal bead self defense when i was attacked when i sold my used anal beads on twitter.
by pp.penis April 14, 2023
mugGet the anal bead self defensemug.

Saskatchewan Anal bead booty buster

The Saskatchewan anal bead booty buster is a know form of torture used by the cartel is when one wraps any kind of explosive ordnance around anal beads then shoves them up one’s booty then explodes them
Jamal: how did Bartholomew die again?
Jayden: I heard he got hit with a Saskatchewan anal bead booty buster
by Mango_witdaBBL June 26, 2025
mugGet the Saskatchewan Anal bead booty bustermug.

Anal bead

An anal, ignorant, stupid, annoying asshole.
That guy Chris, what an anal bead.
by Fanmirrorcouch July 24, 2022
mugGet the Anal beadmug.

Share this definition