you come over and you’re like wanna fuck/ i say ya only if we can do butt stuff/ i sprint to go grab my anal beads/ you throw it back and scream yes please/ not my birthday but thanks for the cake/ movin too fast gon make a bead break/ one two three beads up my ass/ everyone’s favorite toy made of glass/ anal beads got me on my knees/ yes yes yes now i’m cumming
by Ashlyn! March 29, 2020
A Damestic Anal Bead is a toy used to pleasure oneself or another
Terry was walking home with her ex and asked if he wanted to come over and use her damestic anal bead. Little did he know it was a trick question she was gonna use it on him.
Terry was walking home with her ex and asked if he wanted to come over and use her damestic anal bead. Little did he know it was a trick question she was gonna use it on him.
by Mysticsword958 January 17, 2018
by H. Winfield April 11, 2013
"I needed to 'warm myself up' before the orgy, so I inserted my Irish Anal Beads an hour before the party" said Sark O'Mullivan
by Sark O'Mullivan December 09, 2012
Gas Station Anal Beads are defined as nerd ropes due to them being available at gas stations and its similarity to the length and proportions of anal beads. Usually they are inserted into the anal cavity and then eaten out by the inserter.
Guy 1: "We went to the gas station earlier"
Guy 2: "Did you pick up Gas Station Anal Beads?"
Guy 1: "Yeah, used them as intended."
Guy 2: "Did you pick up Gas Station Anal Beads?"
Guy 1: "Yeah, used them as intended."
by CommanderCumLord January 03, 2022
Have you heard? The inventor of the Explosive Anal Bead, Jackson (redacted) died to his own invention!
by Blobino fan December 13, 2022
by Austin<3 October 13, 2020