Almost

Failed potential.

To come to the brink of something beautiful but just fall short of it.

We almost made it.

by wandering June 12, 2014

almostache

The early adolecent stage of growing a mustache,when it mostly consists of peach-fuzz with a dozen or so black hairs.

mother: "Go wash that dirt off of your upper lip for dinner".
preteenager: "I did mom,this is my mustache".
mother: " I'm sorry that I confused your almostache with having a dirty lip".

by fat wyt guy May 29, 2009

almost not worth thinking about

An understatement for: Really shouldn't think about it at all.

"They say he fucked an ostrich." "Just him? I'd think fucking an ostrich would be at least a three-man job." "It's almost not worth thinking about."

by Klendathu_Jones June 17, 2016

aljoscha

most perfect boy everrr

Aljoscha is the most perfect boy everrr

by annarggn January 3, 2017

Alios

An annoying, manipulative guy that misleads all of his friends.

He never showers and his dad left him.

"Dude I haven't showered in 5 weeks"
"You remind me a lot of Alios"

by mari from omori is so cool July 16, 2022

I almost dropped my chicken.

The name for an inside joke of an inside joke.

First friend: “What are you guys talking about?”
Second friend: “Oh, don’t worry about it. I almost dropped my chicken.”
Third friend: “LOL” *high five*

by Carmen5555 June 11, 2019

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by LittleWhole May 26, 2021