alter marching band

The best band in the world; a band that no one can beat

In class A, the champion is the Alter Marching Band!

by stonefur February 27, 2017

Queen of Alternative

Lana Del Rey.

This is not even up for debate. Her impact in the music industry is unmatched. Billie Eilish, Melanie Martinez, Halsey, and other copycats desperately want to be her.

“I’m listening to Ultraviolence by the queen of alternative.”

“The queen of alternative was robbed at the 2020 Grammys! Norman Fucking Rockwell is the album of the decade!”

by littleharlottt September 12, 2020

altered my brain chemistry

movie, song, a piece of art or something else that changed you drastically, made you basically a new person or heavily influenced the way you perceive world around you, other people etc.

This song altered my brain chemistry, I basically became someone else after listening to it!

by qashanya December 9, 2022

Alternative facts

What you call a lie when you are so afraid of accepting the truth that you call blatant lies "facts". Also known as complete and utter bullshit.

Tom was not aware that there was not a child pedophile ring taking place in a non-existent basement, he was using alternative facts.

by Beardman01 January 22, 2017

Alter WiiGo

One's Wii charcter that is designed to resemble the creator, only thinner and much cooler.

I was playing Mario Cart last night and my alter wiigo was kicking some serious butt.

by Tim Lankes January 28, 2009

Alternative Facts

When someone, specifically the leaders of the United States, tell a flat out lie to convince their supporters of how great they are, but don't want to admit that they are actually total fuck ups and have no idea what they are doing.

A way of phasing a lie that everyone knows to be untrue.

(In regards to the size of Trump's innaguration) Kelly Anne Conway. "Sean Spicer, our press secretary gave... alternative facts to that."

Normal People. "I hate how all Trump does is lie and speak false hoods."
Trump supporters. "He isn't lying, he is just using alternative facts."

by Brian2002 January 22, 2017

Sergey Taboritsky (Alternate)

Funni Russian guy that missed a Tsar's child so much that he did a little trolling on the Russian people

Sergey Taboritsky (Alternate) seems like a cool monarchist, what could go wrong?

by secreperson October 13, 2021