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Amoonguss

The defamed grass/poison type pokémon that has a strikingly similar name to a hilarious and funny!

It is often brought up while clicking through the pokédex while doing your pokémon smash or pass or an enraged gut reaction to being called sussy.
Person: "Pass... Pass..."
Person: "Heh, this amoonguss is quite suspicious LMAO RIGHT? ... smash."

Separate Person 1: "This dude keeps calling me gay! What is he? Five years old?"
Separate Person 2: "I think he's trying to say you're quite sussy."
Separate Person 1: "HEHEHAHA YEAH LOLOL SUS AMOONGUSS AHHHH YOU'RE SO FUNNY-" *Disconnects from call, leaves server*
by sobp0 February 20, 2022
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Almondsexual

Someone who is attracted to male, androgynous or nonbinary gendered people, but rarely females. In other words, the opposite of berrisexual
Person A: Hey, so, is there a sexuality where I'm only attracted to men and androgynous people, but not women, or am I just weird?
Person B: Actually, there is! It's called Almondsexual.
Person A: Oh, thanks!
by Esthrrnium October 30, 2023
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Crotch Almonds

Milica kicked James right in the crotch almonds.
by Niinaaaa July 30, 2017
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bald almond

a slang word to describe men in their early 20’s with already receding hairlines.
“I heard Megan broke up with Chad for cheating on her again.”
Good for her, that bald almond doesn’t deserve her anyways.”
by hopey777 July 17, 2020
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dropping the almond

To give up hope in finding a partner/relationship.
Jason: Wow Jack seems really miserable today...
Bill: Yeah I think he may finally be dropping the almond.
by Forenti February 13, 2015
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Altoona

Small city located in west-central Pennsylvania (about 100 miles due-east of Pittsburgh). Well-known for high unemployment, alcoholism, drug abuse, right-wing closed-minded mullet-heads, guys (and gals) who love huntin' and fishin', etc, etc.. It's a town that has more in common with rural West Virginia than the rest of PA.

Locals have one of the most annoying dialects on the planet (mixture of Pittsburghese and Baltimore-ese)

90% of the population is over age 50 (most young adults who grew up there MOVE AWAY ASAP)!!!
See Pittsburghese, and add the following Altoona-English translations:

Hell-eau: Hello
Pheaune: Phone
Crik: Creek
gowon: going
by aaronwa April 22, 2005
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Almond Joy-Mounds Syndrome

Someone who is bipolar. Originates from the famous ad campaign for the candy bar where the slogan was "Sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you dont...."
Personally, Susan looks like she is suffering from the Almond Joy-Mounds syndrome
by Luis H. November 19, 2004
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