All Time Quarterback

One of Ben Gibbard's (lead singer of the awesome indie band Death Cab for Cutie) side projects. Choppy recordings of catchy mellow songs. Can also be abreviated as ATQ

Dan: All Time Quarterback makes me wanna write about my feelings.

Steve: Uhhhh dude...kinda weirdin' me out.

by Logie March 7, 2005

All Time Low

The BEST band ever to live on the face of this planet. If you dont listen to them youre a loser. They are most definitely not sell outs. And youre a dipshit if you hate them.

Normal Kid: All Time Low is the best band ever!
Dipshit Kid: Fuck you kid! All Time Low sucks balls and theyre sell outs!

by phylliskinkai January 4, 2010

all time low

The most amazing band. When they perform with Good Charlotte it takes things to the next level. You wont find anything like them and their music kicks ass.

1 person: What kind of music do you like?
2 person: All Time Low

Boy: Besides Good Charlotte, who is you second all time favorite?
Girl: All Time Low

by bleedingmyheartout June 28, 2010

All Time Low

THE MOST FUCKING AWESOME BAND EVER! they have four albums that are amazing and if you dont listen to them you are a dumbshit for not listening to good music ;)

Girl: "Hey did u check out All Time Low like i told you?"

Guy: "No i kinda forgot..."

Girl "You dumbshit! I will slap yo ass fool"

by bandfan69 June 27, 2011

All Time Low

Songs that all sound exactly the same, "hot" bandmembers, and just a pinch of teenage angst.
Their fanbase consists of just about every teenage girl in existence. You may recognize them by their inability to talk about anything other then the said band and their "awesomeness" and their insistence that everyone who does not listen to them is the biggest douchebag on earth.

Congratulations America, you have reached an all time low. Hence the name.

Teenage girl 1: ZOMG I LOVE ALL TIME LOW THEY'RE THE BEST EVER.
Teenage girl 2: YEAH I KNOW!!! WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE SONG???
Teenage girl 1: IDK, THEY ALL SOUND EXACTLY THE SAME SO I CAN'T PICK LOLOLLOL
Teenage girl 2: YA I KNO!!! THAT'S THE BEST PART!!! AND ALEX IS SOOOO HAWT!!!
Teenage girl 1: OMG YA I KNO IMMA MARRY HIM SOMEDAY!!!

by DeathByChocolatezz January 21, 2010

All time low

they USED to be a good band until they became sell-outs...now there just posers.

wow, i miss all time low BEFORE all the little twelve-year-olds became obsessed with them and swarmed their shows.

by shfs :) July 13, 2009

all time low

Yet another shitty band that sounds like all other whiny emo pop-punk bands that pollute the air waves.For example fallout boy or simple plan. to enjoy this band, you must be either a mindless teenage girl that likes bands because of their looks, or a homosexual.

normal person:All Time Low sucks balls.

mindless youth: OMGzz no way!! they're so original and talented you don't even know, lyke their songs come from the heart!!!

homo: ya and they're lyke so cute and they have really super sense of style!!!

normal person: beats the shit out of them with a bat, inserts Dead Kennedy's "Frankenchrist" into CD player, cranks the volume and walks away.

by poppunksux January 2, 2009