Alaskan Pipeline

n: a condom that has been filled with feces and frozen, used for insertion into a vaginal or anal orifice.

... and then, at the last minute, he whipped out his trusty Alaskan Pipeline ...

by powderedtoastman01 May 12, 2010

Alaskan Pipeline Tastey Freeze

An Alaskan Pipeline Tastey Freeze is when a guy shits in a condom, freezes it, takes it out of the condom, uses it on a chick as a dildo and then showing it in her mouth.

Bro, why is Denise wearing brown lipstick?

She's not, that rascal Noah just gave her an Alaskan Pipeline Tastey Freeze.

by Felix Torino November 2, 2019

Alaskan Pipeline

Pooping and freezing the poop so you can use it as a dildo.

She gave me her Alaskan Pipeline for fun.

by 9191 July 22, 2009

alaskan pipeline

When one "mate" shits in aluminum foil, places it in the freezer, or out side on a cold day, and inserts it in to the other "mates" rectal area to perform pleasure. The frozen piece of tundra replaces the old dildo for something more jagged and cool. *hint: try eating corn, peanuts, and fiber before defecating into the foil for extra ribbed. This maneuver can also be performed solo.

Ben was tired of the traditional dildo in his ass, so he convinced Josh to give him an alaskan pipeline instead. So that morning, Josh took a dumb in aluminum foil, froze it, and had hours of fun when they got off work.

by schmitty81 November 16, 2007

Reverse Alaskan Pipeline

Derived from the Alaskan Pipeline, the Reverse Alaskan Pipeline is practically the same as the Alaskan Pipeline except instead of leaving the seran wrap or condom around the feces you remove it after its frozen and proceed to have sex with it. Some people prefer this over the Alaskan Pipeline because they enjoy having sex with it as it melts back to its mucky state.

Slut : I gave myself a Reverse Alaskan Pipeline last night after I read about it on UD.

Guy : WTF WHY?

Slut : It felt soooo good but it was sooo messy.

by PR0XY July 19, 2009

alaskan pipeline

The alaskan pipeline is where you take a crap, freeze it, and then put the turd up a girl like a dildo.

That alaskan pipeline really hurt Becca's small vagina.

by Napoaleon November 9, 2007

Double ended alaskan pipeline

Take a nice long shit in a condom freeze it. Slide it into your womans ass then slide the other end in your own ass and fuck each other with it till satisfied.

Did a double ended alaskan pipeline with the missus my asshole has never been so sore

by Swoll sensai September 3, 2017