an alabama hot pocket is a disgusting fetish where a male shits in a girls vagina and sticks his dick in it. or with a two girls a girl A shits in girl Bs vagina and licks it.
by yunhobo September 2, 2009
Get the alabama hot pocketmug. omfg that alabama hot pocket from last night was almost as warm as your grandmas cookies-which are very hot
by 69cookie666 September 18, 2016
Get the alabama hot pocketmug. by Christian Steele December 9, 2008
Get the Alabama hot pocketmug. Al- Dude tony your an Alabama Hot-Pocket!
Tony- Yeah i love those i eat them all the time!
Al- You dont even know what the are do you?
Tony- Nope!
Tony- Yeah i love those i eat them all the time!
Al- You dont even know what the are do you?
Tony- Nope!
by ImTheJuggernautBitch! July 24, 2009
Get the Alabama Hot-Pocketmug. The practice of wearing two condoms at the same time with a layer of "Deep Heat", Chilli Paste or other such irritant between the two layers. Used whilst having sex with somebody of questionable sexual hygiene to the end that there will be an early warning if the first condom splits.
Good job I used the alabama hot pocket whilst porkin that blue waffle, she screamed like a banshee when the first one went
by Gobzzzie January 11, 2015
Get the alabama hot pocketmug. your cousin's too-hot-to-handle pussy
Bill: "Bro, my cousin Mindy was so gnarly last night"
Jole: "Was it an Alabama hot pocket?"
Bill: "Ohhh yea, I had to make sure not to wake up the rents"
Jole: "Was it an Alabama hot pocket?"
Bill: "Ohhh yea, I had to make sure not to wake up the rents"
by J~How March 13, 2019
Get the Alabama hot pocketmug. When your sister is taking a mad sh*t on the sh*tter and starts getting constipated, while you start telling her your horny and she starts riding your d*ck, yet you feel something hot and steamy rushing down your wee hole, and all of a sudden you feel a never-ending pain of throbbing and burning. She then continues to shit in the shitter.
by PreslyWow February 26, 2019
Get the Alabama hot pocketmug.