Acting like a granola bar

In essence, when one is acting like a granola bar, it means that they are acting in an unstable and unprecedented manner, that it evokes concern to all individuals nearby. Like Nature Valley Granola Bars, which tend to disintegrate easily. If an individual's mental health and overall lifestyle is showing signs of decline and instability, one could say that they are acting like a granola bar. In closure, to act like a granola bar means that you are fucking Wilding and acting crazy asf.

Person 1 background: recently lost their job, about to be evicted, has gotten numerous restraining orders in the last few days, hasn't taken care of their hygiene in a long ass time, and is doing black tar heroin on the double.
"Hey bro, you see that thicc ass Boulder near the highway?"
Person 2: "yeah what about it?"
Person 1: " yo we should like totally drive full speed towards it, it would be like so poggers lol"
Person 2:" imma be real with you, you have been acting like a granola bar recently, I think we should have an intervention"

by reformedshibainu January 14, 2022

Act like a fucking fool

Hopes the best for your season at any sport

Ayo bro , you better act like a fucking fool this varsity season nigga

by Linky215 August 10, 2019

Acting like a Cat

1:your a furry
3: you live in a box

2: your a negative a-hole who is never positive

Someone acting like a cat- meow
Someone acting like a cat - I don't manipulate

by Idonlylikefurries April 22, 2023

Acting like a princess

Acting like a princess when a man/female acts pissy and gets an attitude when they don’t get what they want and or wants it they’re way or no way

Your acting like a princess right now

by Aonedefinitions April 1, 2023

Acting like an adult

Being anything but rose

I'm 30, and I don't work in a grocery store. I'm acting like an adult.

by Sportysnake November 19, 2020

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 13, 2025

Stop acting like a shemale

Saying used when you acknowledge that someone is a man, but a weak one.

My friend: That joke offended me!
Me: It's just a joke, stop acting like a shemale and grow a pair.

by CK-HVACR August 6, 2024