guy: lets have sex
girl: no i believe in abstinance
guy: *gasps* so youre still a virgin?
girl: yes. im a good christian girl.
guy: okay, bend over and ill cure you of your phobia
girl: no i believe in abstinance
guy: *gasps* so youre still a virgin?
girl: yes. im a good christian girl.
guy: okay, bend over and ill cure you of your phobia
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Get the Abstinence mug.1) A vow of no sex untill you are married. Usually only losers who beleive in god uphold this vow.
2) People who, dont understand/cant appriciate/are afraid of, sex are the ones who beleive in this.
2) People who, dont understand/cant appriciate/are afraid of, sex are the ones who beleive in this.
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