COD absorber

Some person, usually a teenager, who is very,VERY, knowledgeable about guns, but thier knowlege is 99.9999999% from the Call of Duty games.

He seemed really knowlegable about all this stuff, so I thought he did a reseach about guns. Turns out he waas a COD absorber.

by theNimja April 14, 2013

Student Shock-Absorber

One who is repetitively kicked in the stomach, with subsequent gut-wrenching anxiety, while remaining upright and wearing a fake smile. AKA: the college years.

“My friends were amazed that I was one of those student shock-absorbers and lived to talk about it. I did manage to get my degree. Yay for me!” - said flatly

by Dr Isaac September 16, 2018

absorbs

Adorable Abs.

He's such a hunk, I can't keep my eyes off of his absorbs!

by AgentKurt August 24, 2023

Absorbic

To be essentially a sponge, to have the ability to absorb

This sponge is absorbic

by Jack2599 August 6, 2025

absorbing your nutrients

the act of sucking your own cock.

Hey Paul! have you ever tried absorbing your nutrients?

what the fuck is that

by GuyInSpace August 30, 2023

self absorbant

when something thinks everything is about them, and that the world revolves around them. Essentially, they believe everything everyone does is about them

it isn't just about you...you are so self absorbant

by Slurp Master November 17, 2019

Absorb, absUorb, absorB

Absorb, absUorb, absorB

Absorb, absUorb, absorB

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 24, 2025