Destiny Abbott

Khuldoon’s prize possession. She is everything to him. If your name isn’t Khuldoon, fuck off. You should likely stay beyond 5 feet from her if you have a penis. If you do not, rumor is your penis gets chopped off. She is an absolute goddess accompanied by her god, Khuldoon. In ancient times, they fucked everywhere which is why they made it illegal for people to fuck publicly. Destiny’s booty is owned by Khuldoon. If you even stare, rumor is that Khuldoon’s face will pop up on each cheek. Don’t fuck with her, or else he will help you meet Michael Jackson. Meaning you’ll die.
Winston: My god, look at that ass!
Jordan: Watch your mouth, that’s Destiny Abbott.
Winston: Khuldoon’s woman?!
Jordan: Fucking right creep.
Winston: Spare me!!!!! I’m sorry!!!
by Destiny Abbott December 19, 2017
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Greg Abbott

A very kind and nice governor who generously gives Texan women easy and free access to late-term abortions, specifically performed in schools when the fetus is about 9 years old.
Me: i lov greg abbott!!
Us: agred
by Norma dorms on a borma May 31, 2022
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Tony Abbott

n. next Prime Minister of Australia

v. 1) to pull off a huge upset

2) to display hallmarks of rugged masculinity, despite rather grotesque appearance, often resulting in winning the appeal of others.

3) to be unsuitable attired for an occasion.
1) "dude, i totally tony abbott'd that exam"
2) "dude, whats up with that chick and that guy? How'd he tony abbott that broad?"
3) "the guy was wearing budgie smugglers to a wedding. what an abbott"
by rgdawg August 19, 2010
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Kevin Abbott

The founder of collar-popping douche baggery in Somerset.
Five popped collars and a cowboy hat? That must be Kevin Abbott.
by UKMadamoiselle January 06, 2010
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Tony Abbott

God bless Tony Abbott.
by xp649 October 19, 2018
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abbott middle school

Pretty much a decent middle school lotta fakes. White girls and white boys in every single grade. The teachers summer horrible and sum are worse. everyone is out to get you. You better run you better do it you can just bead it do do do do do do do do. I recommend olms go here if you want to suffer.
by High Cow May 23, 2019
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Misti Lane Spencer Abbott

Are you pulling a Misti Lane Spencer Abbott?
by Abbyfaith September 17, 2008
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