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Avenged Sevenfold

Embarrassing American band who believe they're hardcore because they have; lame nicknames ('Synister Gates'? Need I say more?), clothes blatantly brought from the girls section in Hot Topic (and customised to fit them), muscle-hugging tank-tops, eye-liner, face-powder and nail-varnish (they blatantly have more beauty products than me and I'm a 20 year old girl. These are men clocking 30, I may add).

Talented musicians that are over-shadowed by a poor image and a terrible singer.
Male fan: OMG I luv Avenged Sevenfold! Omgz Synister Gates is like well fit!
Non-fan: He looks like a woman.
by Andre182 May 4, 2009
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The end of the Rock / Metal genre.
Too bad Avenged Sevenfold came along. I loved rock music
by Person who enjoys good music October 25, 2011
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I. - (Aven-ged' Seven-fold; noun) A terrific band that receives very "little" praise from the rock fanbase. They are--with a doubt--metal/rock. Such songs, like Desecrate Through Reverence, or Clairvoyant Disease (their best songs), are considered to be metal.

II. - (Aven-ged' Seven-fold; noun) An amazing band with unique guitar riffs. They are among the few rockbands nowadays that 'actually' know the definition of intense. The vast majority of their songs have quite a bit of originality and taste.

III. (Aven-ged' Seven-fold; noun) Term for a childhood prodigy, whose talents and efforts are vaguely summarized as good.
I and II. - Jared Boucher: Hey, Jim... Have you ever heard of Avenged Sevenfold before?

Jim: I may have. Are they any good?

Jared Boucher: You bet.

III. - I hate that Avenged Sevenfold. He's not eeeeeveeeeeen gOoodz! Mhhhher! Nothing compares to Slipknot.
by Music Junkie 227 October 25, 2009
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An awesome band who just released a self-titled album and are going to be on the Rockstar Taste Of Chaos 2008 tour!!! You can also call them A7X
This is how Avenged Sevenfold got A7X...

M. Shadows(lead singer): Hey I got it! A is avenged, Seven is 7 and X is fold!

Why is X fold you may ask?
Well,

the world may never know
by xxrockisalivexx March 17, 2008
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a band made up of vampires and homosexuals, who like to play music that little girls will think is hardcore. their most famous song, 'the day we came out', is a power ballad in the style of the spice girls, about a fictional point in the future where they will all come out of the closet and look like nobs because they spend all their time laughing at gay people

they have stupid haircuts and shit tattoos, like a lot of their fans, and their lack of musical talent is matched only by their lack of genitals
hi we're avenged sevenfold, if you're a 7 year old girl you might think we're cool
by did you know that March 6, 2008
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mainstream flamer band which is popular because of their overfamed song in Guitar Hero. This music is crap, they sing about bats and bibles and crap and their videos include strippers and hookers giving lap dances to the band. what the fuck is that supposed to mean? the band members wear makeup and dress like didofags. this band is full of sellouts who are in the music industry primarily for the bills and maybe the acknowledgment of twelve year olds all around the USA. a perhaps equally gay band is trivium.
avenged sevenfold is a band for people with vaginas in their ears
by teddy wallace December 20, 2007
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A really horribly hard rock/glam metal band whose music bears no resemblance to hardcore punk, regular punk, or metalcore.
kid1: Hey look i'm so hardcore i saw avenged sevenfold live!!

kid2 (the smart one): no you're not you're a fucking poser
by scream13 August 16, 2006
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