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Assistant Manager

Manager that tells store manager all the siq gossip
Alex is the assistant manager so she snitches on the sales associates
by mwatson615 June 9, 2016
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secretarial assistance

(verb) 1. The offer of services of a sexual nature toward a work colleague by member of the work secretarial pool;

(verb) 2. The provision of, or assistance with, sexual services from someone who is otherwise employed as a secretary.
Person 1: Has Parkie got a license to drive the bus, or is it just his mates?

Person 2: I think it is just his mates. But hey, did you hear Parkie got some secretarial assistance last night after ten-pin bowling.
by choogil February 12, 2012
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assisted entry

when one sticks their hand into either the anus or vagina of another and then inserts his penis and proceeds to masturbate
this chicks asshole was so loose i was able to have an assisted entry
by Ha1fdime January 9, 2008
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administrative assistant

An individual (usually a woman) that does clerical work and provides administrative support to his/her co-workers. Usually over-worked and under-paid.
Dumbass: "Hey Jill, when you have a moment can you fax this for me? I'm an idiot and I don't know how."
by Anonymous September 8, 2003
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kneeling assistant

Usually an assistant whose tasks include kneeling under her/his boss' table while he is having a phone call or smoking a cigar.
Al:"You know Fredo? The project is taking away most of my energies. I am so stressed. I would like to relax with a cigar and a hot kneeling assistant".

Fredo:"Keep on dreaming, pal!".
by hotbabyface January 14, 2011
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Legal Assistant

Someone who does all the work for a successful lawyer. The Legal Assistant gets in trouble anytime there is a mistake even though its the lawyers job to carefully proof read everything. Many legal assistants are underpaid and overworked. They tend to be very good looking because lawyers are horny pervs who like to look at sexy women all day long.
A legal assistant does more work then a lawyer.
by browneyez310 January 17, 2009
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cough assist

The cough assist is a device used to help patients who don't have a strong cough due to a nuromuscular disease such as Spinal Muscular Atrophy, or Pulmonary Muscular Atrophy. It delivers positive pressure on the lungs, and puts air into the lungs via a facemask, mouthpiece, or endotracheal/tracheostomy tube adpater, and then once the positive pressure is in the lungs it swiches to negative pressure thus simulating a cough.
1. A cough assist is kind of like a suction machine, but a suction suction machine has to have a tube that goes into the lungs to get the stuff out.
by ventilator96 November 8, 2009
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