a thing my school calls an "at school suspension" they dont wanna say ass bc we're immature. a dumbass punishment you get for stupid reason run by stupid ass people at the front office with a dick in their ass. usually a lot of people up there mainly muslim kids. more common for boys . all the front office does is eat and talk about food all day. the bitchass principal usually isn't even there.
by niggermonkey2 March 19, 2019
Get the ASPmug. by sillysolimity June 1, 2024
Get the aspmug. An affliction of snake-in-the-grass individuals.
Asp-berger’s Syndrome is highly dangerous to the gullible --- once you start letting sneaky con-men trick you, they will eventually turn and bite you in the a**.
by QuacksO June 22, 2018
Get the Asp-berger’s Syndromemug. 
ASP is a program named Anti Scammers Program started By. MrBurito.
First you get scammed from people from the program and class you
First you get scammed from people from the program and class you
Classes types are f, d, c, a
When you get scammed your item is given back and give you a class
F is for super easy to scamme
D not easy but not hard
C hard to be scammed
A can not be scammed
ASP means Anti Scammers Program
When you get scammed your item is given back and give you a class
F is for super easy to scamme
D not easy but not hard
C hard to be scammed
A can not be scammed
ASP means Anti Scammers Program
by MrBurito_YT May 30, 2020
Get the ASPmug. by Guii July 31, 2025
Get the Asp Burgermug. An acronym for 'At Some Point.' In colloquial use, most people would follow it with "..... " to imply that they'll get to something or do something later--probably not at all. In practice, it serves as an antithetical synonym to ASAP. Whereas 'ASAP' implies immediate action, 'ASP' is quite the opposite -- the likelihood of action is extremely low -- you're getting blown off... Conveniently, 'ASP' is also a plausible typo of 'ASAP' further adding to its popularity when responding to a boss's requests.
by n mck May 21, 2019
Get the ASPmug.