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Armenian Anaconda

by Hakop anaconda March 4, 2023
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armenian nose

a large, rather long nose. particularly found on an armenian man.
You can tell that man is Armenian by his armenian nose
by sm102938 July 21, 2018
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armenian iron grip

when you're fucking a girl and one of your balls goes into her butt hole and she clenches her ass
Armen: yooo i hooked up with Susie last night at the party and she pulled the armenian iron grip on me, that shit was wild bro
by ballroids69 October 4, 2019
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Armenian Twister

A standard “twister” sex position, except both parties are wearing crotchless Adidas tracksuits and doused in cheap cologne.
Honey, why’s there a hole in your sweatpants? Did you try an Armenian Twister?
by armotwist January 18, 2023
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Armenian Foreplay

Consists of tickling one's goat until it spews cheese!!!
BEWARE!!!! (Ladies) Armenian men believe women are like goats!!!
Armen: So I heard Anoush wants forplay.

Habib: Are you planning on Armenian Foreplay?

Armen: WTF?

Habib: You know.....Tickling her like goat......

Armen: Yeah bro, I plan to tickle her till she spews cheese!
by Shabbali March 21, 2010
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Armenia

A country which has seen well over its share of hardships. Yes, we are strong nationalists and we are closely knit. Armenian Martyr's day is a solemn day, our Patron saints are Vartan and Gregory the Illuminator.
There is a large diaspora of Armenians throughout the world. We can be found in Indonesia, Australia, Iran, Iraq, Israel, Syria, Egypt, Greece, Turkey, Russia, Ukraine, France, Italy, the UK, Argentina, the U.S. and of course Armenia.
We were butchered by the Ottoman Turks for being Armenian, Christian or both from 1915-1925. The Turkish government still denies this though most educated Turks state that 1 million Armenians indeed were killed by the Turkish government. Stating this fact is still against Turkish law, which seems a little suspicious. Those who are even semi-educated do not deny the Genocide, but I guess that cannot be said about some.
We are normally large people with dark hair and dark brown eyes. Some though are Aryan, but they are oddly called Cossacks for some strange reason.
We are devout Christians, and take pride in the fact that in the early 4th century, Armenia was the first nation to adopt Christianity.
There is a long, great and epic history I could tell you know but that would take too long.
Armenia is an incredibly persistent nation, having survived for so long and outlasting countless rivals.
by Chelsea_Supporter October 24, 2006
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armenian conveyer belt

Seen on an episode of Keene and Peele on Comedy Central. Pretty sure it involves homosexual acts.
No matter how badly Brian and his friends wanted to just have a gang bang with a stripper, Kevin kept insisting on an armenian conveyer belt.
by putterdog October 17, 2012
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