AMS

Abbreviation of Alpha Male Syndrome. A disorder, male specific, that may cause one to act irrationally so that he feels a sense of superiority or dominance above other males present in the surrounding. If two people in the same proximity have AMS it is likely a fight, verbal exchange, or sense of hatred will occur.

AMS is more commonly known as not being a bitch, having a pair of testicles, or being a man. Sometimes a person who does not have the disorder is referred to as a "pussy."

It is common for those who have AMS to state the abbreviation after something that is very "alpha" either occurred or was spoken about.

"Damn, look at Rich. He doesn't take shit from anyone."

"Yeah bro, I heard he's got AMS."

or

"You fuck that girl last night, Kevin?"

"Sure did."

"AMS."

"Hell yea, mofo. AMS"

by THEnoB June 16, 2014

AM NOT

Are too!!

Guy: AM NOT!!!
Other guy: ARE TOO!!

by WEAR MASKS!! December 17, 2020

Ame

the act of fucking someone real hard

"I think you amed her a little too hard last night!"

by Johnny Camper April 20, 2009

Ams

Someone with initials that actually sound like something: KLAP, KAM, SAC, etc.

Also known as an Amsyy.

Person 1: I wish I was an Ams, like you.
Person 2: I don't, my initials spell ASS!

by Savage Protector. May 13, 2008

am

anti michael
there are others such as as = anti sam

join the am or aml cause michael is a dickface

by urmomrocksmysocksoff February 3, 2008

AMS

Ask My Supervisor: a condition that afflicts most hourly workers, especially at fast food restaurants, where the employee cannot make a decision - no matter how simple - outside of their normal duties without "asking my supervisor".

Customer: Can I substitute onion rings for fries and still pay the combo price?

Fast food drone: *blank stare* I dunno, I will have to ask my supervisor.

Customer #2: She got a bad case of AMS.

by tedZilla99 May 11, 2009

ams

the awesome way to say the word are, or am.

Yuo ams teh winnar!!

by sj0r April 28, 2003