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Swiffer

A Swiffer is a Swiftie (Taylor Swift superfan) who will perform sexual favors in exchange for going to a Taylor Swift concert.
Taylor Swift is coming to town. Let’s go to the Hy-Vee and find a Swiffer to take to the show.
by Don Rumsfeld March 18, 2022
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Cornhill Swiffer Jet

When you ejaculate in a girl’s mouth and then quickly flip her upside-down so the juice runs out of her nostrils onto the floor, followed by a prompt mopping of the floor with the hair on her head.
“I think I found the onefinally, a girl whose core is strong enough to stay rigid during a Cornhill Swiffer Jet.”
by bflem August 16, 2025
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Indian Swiffer

Indian lady pussy squirts on the floor then mops it up with a turban
Guest: why does your house smell like curried trout?
Kid: oh that's just from my mom mopping the floors, she uses the Indian Swiffer method.
by Vice420 September 12, 2024
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Swiffer

Swiffer is a sex technique were you put a dead squirrle, or another fluffy animal, over your dick and penetrait a girl so you swiff the dust out of her pussy.
Last night he made the swiffer, an it was great and im not dusty anymore from inside
by Swiffmaster March 20, 2020
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swiffer snitchin

A cross between wet snitchin and dry snitchin.
Person 1- Man, Shane just dry snitched on me for cheating.

Person 2- Na, he straight up Swiffer Snitchin on yo ass.
by Trap Crap CEO November 1, 2018
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Swiffer wet jet

You love Taylor Swift or you are a wet jet that.. you know what i mean OR you at literally a swiffer wet jet,
Person 1: “Your such a swiffer wet jet”
Person 2: “… are you high?”
by Maaaaddddiiiiiheheheheheh December 30, 2023
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