Poke A Pig

Another way of saying "smoke a cig".

"ay man wanna go poke a pig?"

by The Dirty Dove February 23, 2012

Perfume on a pig's ass

An attempt to mask a foul smell instead of actually dealing with the source of it, usually making it worse in the process. Most often referring to someone who tries using extra deodorant instead of actually showering on a regular basis.

Guy 1: Dude, you really need to shower before going out today.
Guy 2: Nah, we're in a hurry, I'll just put on some more deodorant.
Guy 1: You haven't showered in days. That'd just be perfume on a pig's ass. Get in the damn shower!

by Vinderex January 7, 2018

eat like a pig

The actions of one chowing down on food, in comparison to that of a pig.

They're so disgusting! They eat like a pig during our most casual means, which causes a scene.

by Mr_Map February 1, 2018

Happy as a pig in shit

Exceedingly joyful and content in a particular setting.

Happy as a pig in shit, Brad was thrilled to read in any public library.

by Filthy Don June 16, 2019

gir riding a pig

The {best} person on earth.

Hey you heard of gir riding a pig?

by angery123 September 18, 2019

Don’t try to teach a pig to sing

Don’t try to teach a pig to sing; it doesn’t work and it annoys the pig. Basically don’t bother teaching a stubborn person a life lesson if they’re not gonna learn from their mistakes anyway. They’re still going to keep making the same stupid mistake and expect a different result every time.

Due to Nicole’s stupidity for the last decade with the “edgy” ex-boyfriends and getting arrested multiple times, she’s never going to learn to grow the fuck up and never learn lessons in life. Don’t try to teach a pig to sing.

by rosenovarocks August 13, 2021

It's snowing like a pig

Like Michelle says, it's snowling like a pig means, it's snowing like crazy.

Did you look outside It's snowing like a pig!!

by WinterWonders February 22, 2021