Hey, I have a note from my doctor

Said when someone insults you

Person A: You're ugly

Person B: Hey, I have a note from my doctor

by Skids McGee September 28, 2008

A stick up my butt

it hurts

please help theres a stick up my butt

by CumSlayer March 8, 2022

theres a hog in my pants

majorly horny, with a boner

Guy 1: Oh boy, theres a hog in my pants!
Guy 2: oh its cindy isnt it?
Guy 1: Yup!

by Digdugfan November 6, 2013

like a chainsaw to my sack

A phrase vocalized when in a situation of extreme disappointment

Bro, that's like a chainsaw to my sack

by Ed from Good Burger January 31, 2020

To buy my mom a minivan

A phrase used to get out of an obligation. Whether it be money, for trade, or just a lame excuse not to follow thru with prior agreement.

Mike: "Hey doesn't Bob owe you money?"

Me: "yes he does!"
Me: "Hey Bob! How about paying me back and making it right? Huh?
Bob: " I can't be bothered with that right now man, Im off to buy my mom a minivan! *Scurries off shamefully*

by TheLord007 July 13, 2021

My grandmas a turtle

What zero says when he can't come up with anything

Zero:yo, my grandmas a turtle

Josh, shut up

by .Zero. April 30, 2023

its a parade inside my city yeah

A bar commonly used by Ja Morant in post game interviews.

Nba youngboy: its a parade inside my city yeah a** shaking giving head.

by Showtime5 February 22, 2023