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shooting a clown

The terror of when he comes into your room at night and you have a weapon on the bedside table. As stupid as your friend is, he decided to prank you at 2:00 AM in the morning. So, unknowingly, you shoot the ‘clown’ in the face. Your friend then yells “PINK COWS” as he screams in pain.

ONE HOUR LATER...

Your in the emergency room sitting next to your best friend in bed on a dirty bench. The dude next to you looks looks like he had just came out of a sewer.
He looks like he has been dropped SEVERAL times on the head. You are so disappointed in your self that you shot your friend in the face. Later that night you do the same thing to yourself.

ONE YEAR LATER...

You and your friend are now ‘twins’ with bullet holes in your faces. As you walk in the park, you see that stinky man getting married to a HUGE tree
Wow dude it is so fun to shooting a clown
by Trucdhcfjcg January 10, 2018
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Chocking on a clown dick

When some one laughs so hard they start chocking
by Anonymous bitch May 20, 2015
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To Blow a Clown

Anything (even loosely) associated with sex and circus. And midgets. And clowns, of course. Interrestingly, the act of "blowing a clown" happens a lot more often than one might think.
Clown 1: Hey Midget Bob! Check out my flower *spurt of semen*

Clown 2: Hee hehe heheh eheheh ehehehe hahah ahahahah ahah

Midget Bob: Harrr... that ain't no flower! It's a penis in disguise!!!
by D July 21, 2004
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Stepping on a clown

Im going to be stepping on a clown real soon, and you are not going to like it
by bowen_arrow May 6, 2010
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A sophomoric response by a douche (i.e. sweet bro) to a reasonably posed question that reflects the inability to respond due to a sheltered, unconventional, parochial upbringing and dogmatic, unquestioning belief system.
(Reporter): "Hey Bryce, you just hit a towering homerun, are you going to celebrate by having a beer?"

Bryce: "I'm not going to answer that question...That's a clown question, Bro."
by pogonophile December 18, 2012
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Stop being a clown

Honestly just a fucking clown just really why are you a clown fucking stop!
He is a fucking clown just kill your self.Stop being a clown!
by I fucking hate Jeffery July 11, 2019
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Jeff is a clown

Jeff really stop it makes me wanna die.Jeff is a clown.Not only a clown but like the biggest one.FUUUUUUUK
by I fucking hate Jeffery July 11, 2019
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