National fuck a short girl day

September 20th is The day in which you fuck a short girl you know

Dude 1: bro did you hear what today is

Dude 2: yeah it’s national fuck a short girl day

by Jwpricevhn2 September 20, 2021

Throw A short person day

november is a day made for people to throw short people. you qualify as short if you are 5’4 and under. good luck soldiers

“it’s november 16th, come here for a second”
“why”
“happy Throw A short person day”
“oh”
“yeet”

by steamsteambox June 9, 2021

National eat a short person

February 2nd is the day that you can eat a short person anyone who is short RUN!!

*eats cutely*

Friend:*in stomach voice* WTF

Me:I can finally eat you now
Me: It’s national eat a short person day

by SmeggsySponge274682 December 21, 2020

A short thing

A kid the is really annoying. The are below the age 13.

I feel the the a short things get short each year right Louis.

by Louis C. 1 June 11, 2018

National abuse a short person day

The day where a person can *abuse a short person* *without permission*

It allows any type of abuse.

13 June, National abuse a short person day

by ggmrdoodn October 26, 2020

Dumber than a short haired red-head

Whenever someone is being a complete moronic douche-bag of a whore, it is common to call them this name. Only use in cases where the women looks like an ugly lesbain.

Guy #1: Man that bitch uses the word Retarded while her kid looks Autistic!

Guy #2: That ugly stupid bitch is dumber than a short haired red-head.

by Bitch Imsmarterthanyou February 14, 2012

get a short

To take a drag off of someone elses cigarette

Yo man let me get a short off that nailnail dude

by keith August 9, 2003