jim: hey did you fuck Megan?
connor: ya her pussy looks like a Ruben after I was done with it
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connor: ya her pussy looks like a Ruben after I was done with it
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by HotLumps February 01, 2016
a cute ass potheaded mutha fucka who beasts it up on xbox live and is always burning his thumb when his parents go down the hill.
he is such a ruben, on the real though.
by rubenDaWG..XP July 07, 2011
A generally kind person with a great sense of humour and is a great person to be with. When he is your friend, he will often be protective, and has a very strong soul. He will defend you with your life. Even though he has quite the reckless spirit, Ruben will always help
Matt: Did you see that?
Sally: What?
Matt: Ruben just beat up this kid who was picking on Oliver!
Sally: That's amazing! I wish I had a friend like Ruben!
Sally: What?
Matt: Ruben just beat up this kid who was picking on Oliver!
Sally: That's amazing! I wish I had a friend like Ruben!
by UpOnTheFlipside23 April 28, 2022
Ruben is the type of person to be loyal to you and to never go back on his word handsome,sweet and a huge dick and some girls are saying I want me some Ruben 😜 but Ruben thinks no one likes him🥺 and until the right person shows up if anyone hurts his girl he will knock anyone the fuck out
by Ruben😜 February 18, 2019
Usually a funny Mexican that is not easily frightened or scared and is willing to do things nobody else would do.
Ruben is Mexican
by The real mex November 03, 2016
A handsome sexy man that has one of the biggest dicks u can see. His eye lashes are so perfect and his eyebrows. He is overall a stunning man and all the chicks want him
by rubwn January 26, 2022