Jono

The most extraordinary man of all time, generally Australian, this bogan always brings a case of beer everywhere. This sexy beast of a boy is great to have a laugh with, whether it is watching kids faceplant or saying Chris Hemsworth is the hottest man alive. Jono will be a great friend so always keep a Jono around.

Chad: you are such a Jono mate, we should pop around to me bungalow to watch the footy and have a cold one!

by PURE BOGAN HERE March 12, 2023

jono mill

The act of dating a midget

damn, that guy is such a jono mill

by Illestcuntout#420blazeitallday July 21, 2014

Jono

someone who is attracted to fire; another word for pyromaniac

man, I love the way that grass is burning. Am I turning into a Jono?

by jonojudge153 October 26, 2018

Jono Ellis

An australian term to name someone, meaing they are just not a great guy. However, this is much more proper used when in a situation where your friend does something unfriend like.

Example 1

Tim: Frase, you wanna come to my place this weekend?

Fraser: Nah mate im going to practice my bowling technique

Tim: You are such a Jono Ellis, Frase.

Example 2

Kizza: So why didnt Goldsy come out last weekend?

Sitchy: He had to go shopping with his new girlfriend.
Kizza: What a Jono.

by Urbaner Dictionarius November 11, 2012

jono penis

Large and sexy. Every girl wanna sit on it all day and night. It suits people best if there name begins with D.

His dick is so big. D... should ride it. Penis galore! Jono penis is spectacular

by Creecred22 May 9, 2017

Jono

A vulnerable submissive, scrumptious dream enthusiast femboy who begs to get pegged by sherbert

I think my son might be a bit fem, you reckon he's a jono?

by j2ono August 19, 2022

Jono

By using this word you are calling someone a bitch, a hoe, a whore, a stripper, a cow, a chicken, a ugly ass muthafucka, a stupid bitch, an ugly ass, a stupid ugly hoe ass ugly mother fucking fucker,

the other person would respond with death.

You are such a Jono!!! faka u

by iloveboobies89 December 15, 2022