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jono lu

petite vulnerable scrumptious dream enthusiast who craves being pegged by sherbet the soccer girl
ayo think my songs fem, he a jono lu frfr
by eshayyss August 18, 2022
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Jono

By using this word you are calling someone a bitch, a hoe, a whore, a stripper, a cow, a chicken, a ugly ass muthafucka, a stupid bitch, an ugly ass, a stupid ugly hoe ass ugly mother fucking fucker,

the other person would respond with death.
You are such a Jono!!! faka u
by iloveboobies89 December 15, 2022
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Jono

The most extraordinary man of all time, generally Australian, this bogan always brings a case of beer everywhere. This sexy beast of a boy is great to have a laugh with, whether it is watching kids faceplant or saying Chris Hemsworth is the hottest man alive. Jono will be a great friend so always keep a Jono around.
Chad: you are such a Jono mate, we should pop around to me bungalow to watch the footy and have a cold one!
by PURE BOGAN HERE March 12, 2023
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Jono

A vulnerable submissive, scrumptious dream enthusiast femboy who begs to get pegged by sherbert
I think my son might be a bit fem, you reckon he's a jono?
by j2ono August 19, 2022
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Jono brett

Annoying yuppi with a really fast and ear-damaging laugh. Should be shot immdeietly if discovered...Will buy his way out of anything
man: Dude, grab my shotgun, i want to shoot that Jono in the head!

Jono Brett: DUDE WHAT THE HELL YES HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEH
by williewilliewilliepirate April 3, 2009
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Jono Argument

An argument in which a person with an absurdly high IQ taunts another person, whose IQ is slightly (but significantly) lower, until the latter person cracks and storms out in a fit of anger (usually takes all of 30 seconds)
Fiona: Man, did you see Jono storm out of here before?
Hannah: Yeah, don't worry about that, we just had a Jono Argument
by hbenns November 28, 2014
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Jono Cann

Jono is the biggest gimp of the century. He’s got a little Weiner and no cock. He can never get hard and only gets in with his best friends
Jono Cann I want to go to bed with you. Actually not anymore
by Tyler Mascali August 15, 2018
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