I’m gonna John Wick your ass

We’re going to poundtown

I’m gonna John Wick your ass in the other room...

by DommiTheCommi December 8, 2020

John Wicked

When your friend sends a video of him jumping on a camera with no clothes on, exposing his bare ass and shaft of his cock

“God Dammit! My friend John Wicked me on my snapchat last night!”

by toribiorillo February 10, 2023

John Wick

A guy who's famous for being the world's famous spy, simultaneously making him the world's WORST spy.

"Dude, this new John Wick movie just came out! Wanna go see it?"
"They all have the same plot. Argh, who gives a crap they're good."

by Not Your Local Drug Dealer September 27, 2021

John Wicking

The action of a man making finger guns with both hands durring doggystyle; then inserting both pointer and index fingers the woman's vagina on both sides of his penis, followed by inserting both thumbs in her ass. Commonly done when the man wants to feel a tighter hole.

I fucked the shit out of Jessica last night, but she was pretty loose so I had to give her the ole John Wicking.

by The_Deacon June 29, 2024

John Wicked

When a candle moves instantly to your stop loss, instantly killing your play.

"Bro I just got John Wicked out of my position!"

by TheOfficialDoc October 9, 2025

John Wicked

To cut somebody out of your life, as in ‘excommunicado’ in the John Wick movie series.

You cut that guy you were dating off, John Wicked him.

by anonymous August 5, 2024

John Wick with a pencil

Unstoppable, unkillable, indestructible, force of fear dread gore and power

Idk i forgot the scene lmao but John wick with a pencil is badass...i should've said it up there

by Básnik July 24, 2021