Jizzed

Past tense (imperfect) of the verb, "jizz"

Tommy jizzed on Pat after stroking it

by Joseph February 8, 2005

Jizz

When a male becomes excited over something, including non-sexual excitment, and then jizz in their pants unexpectantly.

-Kurt saw Brittney and jizzed in his pants.

-Kurt smelled febrez and jizzed in his pants.

-Kurt opened a window and felt cool breeze then suddenly jizzed in his pants.

-Whorehay told Kurt he was taking him to the park and Kurt jizzed his pants.

by lilzog May 2, 2009

jizz

An upbeat swinging genre of music most notably played for the Cantina music in star wars

*Seriously thats what it is look it up*

Dude 1: Omg I just jizzed so hard.
Dude 2: Nigga, what?

by LilMinecraftGamers December 13, 2019

Jizz

Another word for cum

I jizzed in her mouth

by jhonah August 27, 2019

Jizz

When a man is tired of fucking he just jizzes to a women so they would Finnish

A man loves to shoot this because the juice is a women magnet so free fucking :)

Henry: oh shit, I love to jizz on her face
Sam: MOREOEOEOR

by Dick sucking for bants May 3, 2018

Jizz

The sound you make when you ejaculate semen from your dong.

"Jizzzzizzizzzzizzzzz"

by Kittydongkat May 18, 2016

jizz

1. n Male Ejaculate

2. v The only way to describe what your ass does the morning after eating Indian

Roommate: "Dude, do you know why the toilet bowl has olive and tan stains all over it? It looks like someone vomited up a smoothy made from army camos."

Me: "My bad, dude. I was jizzin' out my ass this morning."

by OtterSex April 15, 2010