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Douche-a-bago

A 1970's style camper complete with kitchen, bed, shower, and 76,000 gallons of douche.
"Mark, Don't be a copyright infringing douche-a-bago."
by Hipporhinocetops September 21, 2007
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douche-a-matic

Being a douche bag automatically or without trying.

Having no control of being a douche bag it just comes automatically or naturally.
You're a douche-a-matic!
by Imstillprettybitch December 7, 2015
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Douche-a-holic

One who is so totally a douchebag, that they can do nothing but act / perform every task as a douchebag; they have progressed far beyond the occasional douche lapse, and have descended into excessive, abusive douche levels; similar to an alcoholic who can not stop drinking and is dependent on alcohol, this person can not stop acting/performing as a douchebag. They are a douche-a-holic
A: I hate my boss, he's such a douche
B: Oh yeah? No one is worse than my boss, he's a douche-a-holic!

someone obviously cuts you off, turning in front of you when you have the right of way -

"You Douche!"!

then the culprit proceeds to flip you the bird in the rearview mirror-
"Douche-a-holic!"
by glurb June 4, 2009
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douche-a-louche

1. The ultimate “loser"
2. Someone who is not only massively brain dead so much so that the very thought of them is so foul and putrid that it reminds you of vaginal cleansing, but also very frightening and creepy in the most corny way possible.
3. A person of this nature should be avoided at all costs.
What a douche-a-louche ! This guy I’m seeing texted me that I should come over because he’s wearing a Mexican Sombrero and nothing else!
by Christine Cascio June 19, 2008
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douche-a-luffagus

A guy who asks a girl on a date, cancels, than ends up in a relationship with someone else.

Or someone who is being a douchebag
Hey man, stop being a douche-a-luffagus
by RaeRae27 July 18, 2014
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Douche-A-Verse

6 or more douche bags completely isolated, doing the most utterly douchiest things one could ever possibly think of. Called a Douch-A-Verse because they think everything revolves around them.
Look at those guys over there! One of them made fun of Patty before, and told Emma she was ugly. Such a Douche-A-Verse, I hate them so much!
by YOSHNCLRS February 21, 2015
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Douche A Snack

The act of asking for a snack from a friend's house when you repeatedly eat food from their kitchen throughout the week. You feel like a total douche eating their food, but hey, you're freaking starving!
Guest- "Hey guys do you mind if I Douche A Snack?"

Home Dwellers- "Huugghh yeah sure..."
by Jenkins Mcdouche September 19, 2009
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