Stepped On A Cat

A term defining what happens when Trinket Taco accidently steps on a cat or an orange, and a ridiculous fart occurs.

Taco: I'm going to go to my Mom's room
Jordan: Okay *On phone with Rene*
Taco: * Steps on Tiger*
Taco: I stepped on a cat and I farted!
Jordan: *dies laughing*

by Sincerely Jordan November 2, 2008

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sir-spank-a-cat

noun: a slang word, often used for people who spank their cats, originated in britain, spanking cats was considered a low level of inferiorism to cats asses.

1. Oy, look at sir-spank-a-cat over here, ehehhe!

by Victor the man May 3, 2005

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Shoot a cat

Slang for ordering shitty Chinese food

I'm gonna go shoot a cat

by They're watching us September 14, 2019

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Kink shaming a cat

Doing something pointless or impossible. Defined as such since cats are not subject to and care not about whatever code of sexual purity you're trying to enforce.

"Through God, nothing is impossible!"
"Of course there are things that are impossible. Ever try to kink shame a cat?!"
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"Give it up already. You're kink shaming a cat!"
(by sea.ya.later on TikTok)

by shakleton November 22, 2021

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Shat On A Cat

To ruin one self's or another's chance to get pussy.

Guy 1: Dude I didn't end up getting laid last night
Guy 2: Shat on your cat huh?

Guy 1: George shat on a cat at his date.
Girl 1: Damn, he's had blue balls for weeks.

Guy 1: My dad busted into my room when my girlfriend was over and totally shat on my cat.
Guy 2: I feel you bro, my parents make me keep my door open.

by Kiirah June 2, 2018