The definitive sound system for a car driven by a bogan. Usually associated with Australian western suburbs, a two-blocker is a car fitted with fully sick sub woofers and stereo system which can be heard from at least two suburban blocks of the sounds origin. Sadly, 99% of the music is of the 'doof-doof' variety. Drivers of a two-blocker have other interests such as "even more fully sick cars with louder two blockers"
"Ahhhh yuleh, I fully heard this sick two blocker pumpin' past the house"
"Sick, what a siiiick c**t"
"Sick, what a siiiick c**t"
by sixwedgenine November 10, 2005
The wander ass son of a bitch who keeps getting in the way of the chick's ass you are trying to get a look at.
I was trying to check out crissie's ass but booty blocker bob kept getting in the way. Bob needs a good pipe beatin'.
by Mike Cheezmar December 16, 2012
A large person you follow behind to get to the front of a crowded bar. Similar to how a running back follows an offensive lineman in football.
Chris: I've been waiting in this line for like 10 minutes, how'd you get drinks so fast?
Geo: I used Duke's giant girlfriend, Stacey as my lead blocker to push to the front.
Chris: She's quite the battering ram.
Geo: I used Duke's giant girlfriend, Stacey as my lead blocker to push to the front.
Chris: She's quite the battering ram.
by ckwon December 25, 2011
That guy on Facebook is a keyboard warrior and full time cop blocker. He spouts how much he hates cops and how they don't police themselves but normally says he knows a guy who's a cop so obviously tells the truth.
by papatroy August 13, 2015
A person (female) who intentionally or unintentionally stops the progress of another female getting her game on.
Female-specific variant of "Cock Blocker"
Definition rooted from MrTea6's definition of Cock Blocker.
Female-specific variant of "Cock Blocker"
Definition rooted from MrTea6's definition of Cock Blocker.
by I_Love_hooters January 04, 2005
similar to cock blocking except used in instances where you are prevented from masturbating or "spanking your monkey"
by w00t_vantuckey February 12, 2008
That guy on Facebook is a keyboard warrior and full time cop blocker. He spouts how much he hates cops and how they don't police themselves but says he knows a guy who's a cop so obviously tells the truth.
by papatroy August 13, 2015