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Certificate of Appreciation

An oft-given element when guest speakers are invited to conferences and seminars in Philippine schools. Usually written informally but is something like a recognition for those speakers.
And now...we hereby present our Certificate of Appreciation to our guest speaker Mrs. Vista for her wonderful insights on this intriguing topic!!!
by mintysparkly29 January 17, 2023
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Socialist Certification of Quality

Any politician who isn't instantly a scumbag and lowlife gets bullied intensely as a socialist or marxist.
X person: "That politician over there, she wants to give pregnant women maternity leave to prevent infant mortalities and protect infants ensuring that their mothers are close by."
Y person: "Fucking Socialist!"

X person: "Now I know that politician has a Socialist Certification of Quality."
by BlankShouter March 17, 2023
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certificate merchant

A person who has no real skills in what they claim, but holds a certificate as "proof" of their expertise.
The programmer we hired is a total certificate merchant: he has an AWS Associates certificate but he has never touched AWS in his life. He's currently studying for Google one too.
by burgundyyyy October 15, 2022
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Certificate of Authenticity

A document that confers legitimacy on anything
"Does this Magic Water come with a Certificate of Authenticity?
by jack6128 January 25, 2024
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Bruno Certificate

A fraudulent birth certificate for the sole purpose to be allowed to play youth sports at a much older age. This usually extends into high school, when a fat, overweight 22 year old plays against 17-18 year olds.
Parent 1 - “hey, that kid has a full beard and a neck tattoo!”
Parent 2 - “looks like he got a Bruno Certificate from that doctor who works out of the motor lodge.”
by Twiggish January 17, 2022
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