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30 second rule of porn

A generally accepted phenomenon that of any porn scene (with the exception of compilations) the last 30 seconds will be the money shot.
Dude 1: You ever noticed that porn clips end immediately after the pop shot

Dude 2: 30 second rule of porn
by ih82luz February 22, 2011
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you wont last 30 seconds

that message on those pornhub ads for games that say "this is so much better than watching porn" and "you will cum in 30 seconds" and stuff like that.
guy: man im ready to jerk off to some porn
ad: you wont last 30 seconds playing this game
guy: ooh
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National 30 Seconds Hug Week starts on 11 of octomber (friday) and it ends after exactly seven days . In this week , if you hug someone it must be a 30 seconds hug (or even more) .
by udoficial October 10, 2019
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30 second tor up

Is when a wife cheats on her husband with another guy who is gross himself and ends up with blue balls cause she didn't want to finish sucking his scaly dick
Wow your kidding she must know what to do to give you a 30 second tor up
by Hillbilly antichrist December 18, 2024
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30 second microwave job

A blowjob so good it’s completed in 30 seconds.... or it can make ice cream melt. In a microwave for 30seconds
That boy just got a 30 second microwave job
by Rodeogirl777 March 1, 2018
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30 seconds rule

An unofficial rule in restaurants that dictates that you have at least 30 seconds to pick up a dropped steak, or lobster etc. from the floor before it's considered contaminated.
Owner:"Hey where are you going with that steak?"

Employee: "It fell on

the floor so, I'm throwing it in the trash?"

Owner: "30 seconds rule, wash it off and put it back on the grill."
by Mackendeez December 20, 2017
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