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December 2nd

The shittiest day of the year
Sissi: This day is so shitty
Natalie: Why?
Sissi: It's December 2nd
by Andre1120 November 5, 2021
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When there is a dispute between a parent and child over whether the 2nd of December is a day void of school attendance, there shall be a competitive joust to decide who is the victor for that year. If both parties are knocked from their mount/bicycle then they shall continue in a duel till a clear winner is established.

The duel can be conducted with safe and boring equipment like pool noodles or as has been tradition, really really sharp jousting poles.

The rules stipulate the winner only has ruling over 2nd December, the year the Turbo Joust Duel Challenge was conducted. Further disagreements in further years require another Turbo Joust Duel Challenge.
Koby/Mason: Awesome, 2nd December. I dont have to go to school today.

Dez: The 2nd of December is a normal school day and you WILL be going.

Lightning flashes

Everyone: Where did you come from??!!

Travis: That does not matter for now, what matters is this can only be resolved by a 2nd Day of December Turbo Joust Duel Challenge.!
by To_the_Victor November 26, 2019
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December 2nd

Imma miss school on December 2nd
by ManBaby134 October 30, 2019
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December 2nd

every day on this year send a screenshot of the most cringe thing your friend has said in a huge groupchat
“yo today is December 2nd”
“okay so?”
remember that one time you said ___ and it was really cringey”
fuck you
by thefortniteincident December 2, 2023
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December 2nd

Be as sus as you can possibly can
You: moan
Girls: ew why you moan

You: cause it’s December 2nd

Girls: ohh yeah
by Henry beZzos December 1, 2021
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December 2nd

Oh it’s December 2nd that means I get to ignore December 3rd
by Jpenguin December 2, 2020
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December 2nd

The most beautiful girl that you could think of, she is really shy, really nice...And also really attractive to boys, and really interested in her school work.🤩
Boy: Omg she is really Beautiful.

Girl: Because girls that are born on December 2nd, are very Beautiful.
by Hailey Bain November 17, 2019
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