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December 2nd

The shittiest day of the year
Sissi: This day is so shitty
Natalie: Why?
Sissi: It's December 2nd
by Andre1120 November 5, 2021
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When there is a dispute between a parent and child over whether the 2nd of December is a day void of school attendance, there shall be a competitive joust to decide who is the victor for that year. If both parties are knocked from their mount/bicycle then they shall continue in a duel till a clear winner is established.

The duel can be conducted with safe and boring equipment like pool noodles or as has been tradition, really really sharp jousting poles.

The rules stipulate the winner only has ruling over 2nd December, the year the Turbo Joust Duel Challenge was conducted. Further disagreements in further years require another Turbo Joust Duel Challenge.
Koby/Mason: Awesome, 2nd December. I dont have to go to school today.

Dez: The 2nd of December is a normal school day and you WILL be going.

Lightning flashes

Everyone: Where did you come from??!!

Travis: That does not matter for now, what matters is this can only be resolved by a 2nd Day of December Turbo Joust Duel Challenge.!
by To_the_Victor November 26, 2019
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December 2nd

Imma miss school on December 2nd
by ManBaby134 October 30, 2019
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December 2nd

Be as sus as you can possibly can
You: moan
Girls: ew why you moan

You: cause it’s December 2nd

Girls: ohh yeah
by Henry beZzos December 1, 2021
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December 2nd

Juice Wrlds birthday is on December 2nd
by Caltrain 907 February 8, 2021
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December 2nd

It’s December 2nd and you get to skip school! (Tik tok news)
by TIKTOK NEWS October 30, 2019
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December 2nd

Is national skip school day. Everyone should skip school on this day and act like it is a Saturday
December 2nd is from a Tik Tok trend
by HTHESHARK November 5, 2019
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