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December 2nd

The shittiest day of the year
Sissi: This day is so shitty
Natalie: Why?
Sissi: It's December 2nd
by Andre1120 November 5, 2021
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When there is a dispute between a parent and child over whether the 2nd of December is a day void of school attendance, there shall be a competitive joust to decide who is the victor for that year. If both parties are knocked from their mount/bicycle then they shall continue in a duel till a clear winner is established.

The duel can be conducted with safe and boring equipment like pool noodles or as has been tradition, really really sharp jousting poles.

The rules stipulate the winner only has ruling over 2nd December, the year the Turbo Joust Duel Challenge was conducted. Further disagreements in further years require another Turbo Joust Duel Challenge.
Koby/Mason: Awesome, 2nd December. I dont have to go to school today.

Dez: The 2nd of December is a normal school day and you WILL be going.

Lightning flashes

Everyone: Where did you come from??!!

Travis: That does not matter for now, what matters is this can only be resolved by a 2nd Day of December Turbo Joust Duel Challenge.!
by To_the_Victor November 26, 2019
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December 2nd

A beautiful day where everyone is to skip school and stay home to do no school work for a day.
Boy: Can't Wait to have pe tomorrow it's dodgeball
Boy 2: You know that everylne skipping school on December 2nd
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BOY: ...
BOY 2: ...
Boy: Dang it!
by TonyWony_5248 November 6, 2019
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December 2nd

On December 2nd everyone is skipping school so act sick dont go!
“Hey brady it’s December 2nd you know what that means, NO SCHOOL!”
by Slapdaddy69420 November 8, 2019
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December 2nd

National Day to Skip School to celebrate Arisha’s Birthday! If you see this, follow @arishxxa
yo dude it’s December 2nd you know what that means? No school and we get so celebrate Arisha’s Birthday!
by Wowitscheetcheetchow November 11, 2019
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December 2nd

If you have not heard the news, we are all skipping school on December 2nd. We are going to make it an official No School Day. Spread the news. 🙂🙃
Girl 1: Have you heard we are not going to school on December 2nd?
Girl 2: Oh, yeah! No school on December 2nd.
Girl 3: Why.
Girl 1: So we can make it a No School Day!
Girl 3: Ok!
by Weirdest girl ever November 14, 2019
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December 2nd

The most beautiful girl that you could think of, she is really shy, really nice...And also really attractive to boys, and really interested in her school work.🤩
Boy: Omg she is really Beautiful.

Girl: Because girls that are born on December 2nd, are very Beautiful.
by Hailey Bain November 17, 2019
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