blowtart

1: a person who is sexually attracted to pop tarts

2: another way of calling someone a gay-whore, or Gaylord

1: bro stop being such a blowtart
2: I had a girlfriend who was a blowtart so weird

blowtart by It's easy April 18, 2016

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Blowhard

Tom Cruise when he's not acting.

"Five feet eleven is NOT six fucking feet!" What a blowhard!

Blowhard by Dj smiles December 23, 2020

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Blowtar

Slang term for a bizarre musical instrument known as the melodica. Sometimes called a “face-piano.” The device is small and handheld. It consists of a compact piano keyboard, with a mouthpiece on the end closest to the user. When blown into, it produces an awkward tone; best described as a “nerdy, yet, musically playable squeal.” The blowtar owes its name to the fact that it’s blown into, and that it’s equally as weird as the keytar (a keyboard/guitar combo.)

After I saw Donald Fagan and some random guy in Cyndi Lauper’s band playing a freaked-out, mutant instrument called a blowtar, I went to Guitar Center and asked if they could special order one for me. The guy looked at me like I had two heads, and said, “Yeah…no.”

Blowtar by Vegas Virus-19 February 21, 2023