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Life

(n.) The one STD that is 100% fatal slightly over 100% of the time (see resuscitation), and 100% of humans and animals suffer from it.
Life: it's a bitch. 'cause if it was a slut, it'd be easy.
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Life

A whim of several billion cells to be you for a while.
Life is just a phase you're going through...you'll get over it.
by casandnsun07 March 30, 2008
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Life

Life is difficult. This is a great truth because once we truly see this truth, we transcend it. Once we truly know that life is difficult, once we truly understand and accept it then life is no longer difficult. Because once it is accepted, the fact that life is difficult no longer matters.
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Life
by encablossa February 14, 2009
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Life

What makes you frown all the time cause its so damn hard
Dave: why you always frowning?
Steve: cause lifes hard.
by Chris Lucas213 January 16, 2009
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Life

Dude: Do you have a World of Warcraft account?

Other Dude: No, I have a life, unlike you!
by Sabin Figaro April 24, 2010
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Life

Completely and perfectly fair.
Iam "People often claim 'life isn't fair.' I don't think that's true. You have no frame of reference for that statement. Unless you can deduce the relative 'unfairness' of 'un-life' you have nothing to compare 'life' to in terms of 'fairness.' It seems (to me) that it's perfectly fair."

Hym "It's the people who are 'unfair.' Deceit and hypocrisy and malice taint a perfectly fair world."

Iam "It's not their fault. It's hard to even conceptualize what would be considered 'fair.' "
by Hym Iam May 23, 2022
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