double doozy

when two people sandwich a woman and ejaculate on her thighs

Lisa: Wait! No! Stop! I'll give you all my money!
Jerry & Steven: What was that? You're hungry?

Lisa: What? No?!!!!
Jerry: We're servin' up double doozys out the ying yang
Lisa: AAAAAHHHHHGGGGHHHH you're stuck to my thighs!!!!

by rapist anonymous February 4, 2010

Dazza Doozy

When someone makes an obvious mistake.

He walked straight into the glass door because he thought it was open! He's done a Dazza Doozy!

by Facts Attack February 1, 2024

doozie

a stupid fuck or someone taking a shit

you doozie

by jhonnnnnnyyyy May 6, 2019

fair doozies

Fair enough, Fair Do's, Alrighty

I mean Fair doozies

by Deliriousinthemind March 18, 2021

DOOZIE

WHEN YOU INTOXICATE A INDIVIDUAL IN HOPES OF TAKING THEM HOME AND HAVING FUN LATER.

HAVE A DOOZIE ONE.

by HOTBOBERT69 August 9, 2022

Doozie

A guy who always gets so close to getting laid, but fucks it up right before he does

Also, a doozie doesn’t really know how to act up when someone is obviously flirting with him. Like he’ll just sit there and blush, maybe rub her thigh a little but that’s all.

Nick: “hey, I can go out on Tuesday”
Tammy: “okayy”
Nick: “that good?”

-left on read-

Tammy (to herself): “what a doozie”

by theS1x40 December 26, 2021

Doozy dooster

A man who has layed on his couch for an excessive amount of hours and has eaten a whole pizza single handedly and put down a 24 pack of beer and has come to realize that he hasn’t taken a shit in 4 days so grabs the peanut butter and goes to the bathroom for an hour

You’re such a doozy dooster

by Chef_Hammond March 1, 2019