double doozy

when two people sandwich a woman and ejaculate on her thighs

Lisa: Wait! No! Stop! I'll give you all my money!
Jerry & Steven: What was that? You're hungry?

Lisa: What? No?!!!!
Jerry: We're servin' up double doozys out the ying yang
Lisa: AAAAAHHHHHGGGGHHHH you're stuck to my thighs!!!!

by rapist anonymous February 4, 2010

Doozy dooster

A man who has layed on his couch for an excessive amount of hours and has eaten a whole pizza single handedly and put down a 24 pack of beer and has come to realize that he hasn’t taken a shit in 4 days so grabs the peanut butter and goes to the bathroom for an hour

You’re such a doozy dooster

by Chef_Hammond March 1, 2019

Doozie

A guy who always gets so close to getting laid, but fucks it up right before he does

Also, a doozie doesn’t really know how to act up when someone is obviously flirting with him. Like he’ll just sit there and blush, maybe rub her thigh a little but that’s all.

Nick: “hey, I can go out on Tuesday”
Tammy: “okayy”
Nick: “that good?”

-left on read-

Tammy (to herself): “what a doozie”

by theS1x40 December 26, 2021

DOOZIE

WHEN YOU INTOXICATE A INDIVIDUAL IN HOPES OF TAKING THEM HOME AND HAVING FUN LATER.

HAVE A DOOZIE ONE.

by HOTBOBERT69 August 9, 2022

fair doozies

Fair enough, Fair Do's, Alrighty

I mean Fair doozies

by Deliriousinthemind March 18, 2021

doozy comb

an awesomely large comb

1:hey can i use your doozy comb?
2:nah man you have to have doozy hair for a doozy comb.

by peila347 June 23, 2009

doozie mates

When two people use the same pocket pussy.

Yo ashton I used your dads pocket pussy, guess that means we are doozie mates.

by Fapatrondeceptacon0325 December 21, 2017