When you win some crappy prize at an obscure raffle/event from buying $20 in tickets that you could just go out and buy at a store for a couple bucks.
A: "Look at this cool bunch of flashy yo-yo's I won at my church's fundraiser last night, guys! Look! They spin and stuff!"
B: "I see you've finally won the Grape Lottery. Congratulations."
B: "I see you've finally won the Grape Lottery. Congratulations."
by Kapu Wolf March 10, 2009
Finding money you forgot you had in your pants pockets sometime after wearing them out on a drinking binge.
Grace thought she was broke but she found thirty eight dollars in her pants pockets from the other night at the bar. She was a little too stoked. Like she won the drunk lottery.
by Frank De'Checko June 16, 2010
Hailing from Atlanta suburbs Kennesaw, Duluth and Dallas, The June Lottery as it is known today formed in 2007. The pop-punk-rock quartet, consisting of Josh, Julian, Ralph and Stephen, are now ready to use their rhythm and rhymes, and sound compiled of multiple styles, to play honest, genuine Rock 'n Roll music.
by nerdisgay August 31, 2007
When a gay man enters into a relationship with a man that wears the same size shirts, pants, and shoes, thereby doubling the size of both men's wardrobe.
by J.R.N November 06, 2007
Putting a funnel in a girl's vagina while you and your friends all masturbate into the funnel, then 9 months later you all go in for DNA tests to see who the father of the child is.
The entire baskeball team participated in a baby lottery on a sexy cheerleader. Nine months later, Billy was the winner.
by Dick McMoose December 02, 2005
The winner of the red lottery is a guy that brings home a chick for hot coffee, who's having her period.
by ondeKjetil November 26, 2006
The exact opposite of the regular lottery. When you win the negative lottery you pay out or lose instead of winning money.
by Mr.Krabs July 06, 2010