An ex-boyfriend archetype defined by the thrill of emotional whiplash and the fine art of saying one thing while doing another. Often spotted keeping his phone guarded like a national secret, he’s the kind of guy who’ll make you question if his favourite words are “its complicated” or just “my mom wouldn't approve.”
Fahad’s hobbies include: showing up at 2 a.m. for “quality time” only when he’s bored, comparing you to the latest instagram influencer (namely Madison Beer), and leaving you feeling like you need to consult a mirror. He’s got a back pocket full of excuses for why he “can’t commit” yet, a line or two about how “it’s hard to make things work,” and a habit of disappearing to avoid having any in-person conversations. The last thing he offered willingly? A backhanded compliment.
Common Symptoms of Fahad-Exposure:
Lowered phone privileges
Late-night “hey” texts
A sudden appreciation for your reflection on closure, but no commitment to actually giving it
Comparing you to literally anyone in a way that’ll make you cringe
In conclusion: Save yourself the 3 a.m. overthinking, and leave the Fahad's to keep their commitment issues safely tucked behind their screen locks.
Fahad’s hobbies include: showing up at 2 a.m. for “quality time” only when he’s bored, comparing you to the latest instagram influencer (namely Madison Beer), and leaving you feeling like you need to consult a mirror. He’s got a back pocket full of excuses for why he “can’t commit” yet, a line or two about how “it’s hard to make things work,” and a habit of disappearing to avoid having any in-person conversations. The last thing he offered willingly? A backhanded compliment.
Common Symptoms of Fahad-Exposure:
Lowered phone privileges
Late-night “hey” texts
A sudden appreciation for your reflection on closure, but no commitment to actually giving it
Comparing you to literally anyone in a way that’ll make you cringe
In conclusion: Save yourself the 3 a.m. overthinking, and leave the Fahad's to keep their commitment issues safely tucked behind their screen locks.
“Oh, he ditched the talk again? Sounds like you’ve been Fahad-ed. Remember, he’s the kind of guy who’ll tell you he issues you but can’t manage an ‘I love you’ back.”
by Roaches123 October 31, 2024
Fahad (noun): A rare breed of ex-boyfriend whose ego is only rivaled by his ability to keep you guessing. Known for walking around like he’s descended from royalty just because he’s Saudi, Fahad will throw out mixed signals and expect you to chase them like they’re breadcrumbs leading to a castle. Spoiler: they’re not. A true connoisseur of mixed signals, Fahad is the guy who acts like he’s auditioning for a soap opera where every episode ends with “What are we, really?” Known for blowing hot and cold, he can go from “i miss you so much” to “I need space” faster than he can type “wyd” at 1 a.m.
Fahad’s Signature Moves:
The “Saudi Prince” Effect: Assumes he’s a prize because he’s from the Kingdom and drops hints like, “Well, my mom wouldn’t approve” as if that’s your cue to bow out in awe.
The Yo-Yo of Emotion: Where he pulls you in just close enough to say something sweet, then vanishes like he’s on a CIA mission
Mixed Signal Maestro: One minute, it’s “You mean a lot to me” and the next it’s “I don’t know what I want,” leaving you wondering if he wants a relationship or just someone to boost his already overinflated ego.
The Exclusive Phone Lockdown: Guards his phone like it’s the crown jewels, while giving you the side-eye if you even glance at the screen.
Fahad’s Signature Moves:
The “Saudi Prince” Effect: Assumes he’s a prize because he’s from the Kingdom and drops hints like, “Well, my mom wouldn’t approve” as if that’s your cue to bow out in awe.
The Yo-Yo of Emotion: Where he pulls you in just close enough to say something sweet, then vanishes like he’s on a CIA mission
Mixed Signal Maestro: One minute, it’s “You mean a lot to me” and the next it’s “I don’t know what I want,” leaving you wondering if he wants a relationship or just someone to boost his already overinflated ego.
The Exclusive Phone Lockdown: Guards his phone like it’s the crown jewels, while giving you the side-eye if you even glance at the screen.
“He sent me a ‘Miss u’ text, followed by a lecture on why he’s too good for anyone who’s not Saudi. I guess I’m supposed to be grateful?”
“He told me he was falling for me… then asked for ‘space to think.’ Classic Fahad! Next think I know, hes texting ‘Miss u’ when he’s bored.”
“He told me he was falling for me… then asked for ‘space to think.’ Classic Fahad! Next think I know, hes texting ‘Miss u’ when he’s bored.”
by Roaches123 October 31, 2024
A black friend with frog eyes and goes to Aviation high school. The best at looking at people with his frog eyes. He also wear gay ass rings to show how many boyfriends he has. He has a raspy voice and is shit at basketball. Watch out, he might be watching you in the dark.
Fahadzy, the best name with big eyes.
by Curryisdaddy December 05, 2021
A wife cheater! A very manipulative person who can sweet talk his way to get things done. Cannot be trusted at all. Loves to have an affair with his employees and pretends to be the strongest person in the universe. In a nutshell, he is arrogant, over smart and a WIFE CHEATER!
by Offffffffffffff November 23, 2021
hes a very confusing boy, being with him could make u feel like ur in a teens romance movie but he doesn't like you, hes very selfish and stubborn. BUT has a soft spot for u. <3
by lObzster November 22, 2021
by Fahad R November 22, 2021
Fahad is a emotionally strong boy who has been put through a lot more than he deserves. Fahad is resilient and independent. And doesnt know how much I admire him and am so proud of this man. Fahad is also the opposite of a quitter, he continues to try to leave things on a good note in life, so the people he cares about dont forget him and his effect later in the future. He is a handsome good looking guy with the biggest heart and perserverence. He calms me down and makes me forget about other things in life with his smile. Hes so unaware of the impact he has on me and others in his life. I love fahad with my entire heart and I hope he lives a perfect amazing flawless life. Hes one of gods strongest soldiers. And hes sexy
by Ojaheiwbdojowdc December 13, 2024