Douche Bag

Douche Bag:
1. An object used for vaginal hygiene.
2. A person, usually male, with a variety of negative qualities. Specifically arrogance and engaging in obnoxious and irritating actions.
3. One who doesn't think before he speaks or acts.
4. One with an intolerable personality.
5. One who knows nothing about the subject in which they're talking.
6. One who believes so much in his own misguided convictions that he is oblivious to the fact that they are totally wrong.

7. One who feels the need to push his beliefs or opinions onto other people.
"Who invited this douche bag?"

"I can't believe he said that! What a douche bag"

"Have you met the new guy in accounts? He is a real douche bag!"
by k-bomber September 26, 2012
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Douche bags are smug, smarmy assholes, who are too pussy to physically be assholes.

Douche bags may pretend to be oblivious to their surroundings, and will respond with a shit eating grin and a phony apology if their wrongdoings are exposed.
"I don't like assholes, but douche bags are the worst."

"Jared may seem like a 'nice guy', but we all know that he is a douche bag."

Cool people = assertive individuals
Assholes = aggressive individuals
Douche bags = passive-aggressive individuals
by capnbarfy May 28, 2011
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Someone who had sex with ample amount of underage girls and is comfortable with doing so
"Karl had sex with that 16 year old, what a Douche Bag
by Taiiils January 20, 2011
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That dude who think's he's so smooth and is committed to getting girls and will often share this traits
1. Uses the word swag
2. Sags Pants
3. Tries to get the girls.
by MaDawgTT February 17, 2015
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Guys who possess any of the following attributes: wearing "tap-out" t-shirts, drives over-sized jacked up trucks, drives a hummer, has one or more tribal tattoos, or wears white framed sunglasses.
This used to be my favorite bar until they started promoting UFC paper view fights here. Now this place is overrun with tap out t-shirt wearing retards who ruin eveyone else's time by being a bunch of roid raging douche bags.
by shendrix November 21, 2010
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An individual who has an over-inflated sense of self-worth, compounded by a low level of intelligence, behaving ridiculously in front of peers
"Did you see Shawn hitting on my girlfriend today like he thought he was the shit? What a douche bag."
by shawnrocks September 09, 2009
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