An attractive blonde woman with access to exclusive vehicles who then makes videos for social media. However, she has no actual knowledge of mechanics or physics. This is overlooked due to her tits and heels. She hasn't actually made a video to date that shows her enthusiasm for the mechanical world. Main focus is how "gorgeous" the car is and individual aesthetics that dont even matter.
"This Mclaren has 800hp, it goes 0 - 100 in 3.1 seconds, wait, check this out, the dash lights up according to your mood! How awesome is that!" - Supercar Blondie
by Chowdabum December 4, 2020

A darker haired blonde girl as she is called a blondie. Usually brownish blondes are Dirty Blondes / Dirty Blondies.
What is described as a girl that is a dirty blonde.
Can be used for a nickname.
What is described as a girl that is a dirty blonde.
Can be used for a nickname.
by Superweapon221 September 3, 2013

A mid twenty's to early thirty's male who is semi unsure about his sexuality. He is known to come out with all sorts of stupid comments and struggles to compile ideas into understandable descriptions.
by Anonymous August 12, 2003

Person 1: Hey you wanna talk later tonight?
Person 2: Sure, make like Blondie whenever you’re ready.
Person 2: Sure, make like Blondie whenever you’re ready.
by Hollywood_Cole67 July 3, 2018

The outdated practice in which white women who have been frustrated by a black man in her past, dyes her hair platinum blonde and dedicates her life to vain attempts to play out black guys, be they nerd or NBA player.
That woman who is suing Michael Jordan for not paying her extortion money over their torrid affair is a Pimp Hating Blondie.
by Turn and smile doll, that's it. May 31, 2005

Saying to a woman or a guy to his friends it means that woman is hot and I want to get naked with her.
A beautiful woman walks by and I say to her "blondie drop your laundry" and she looks at me and says "what?"
by SuperSteve2 May 18, 2011

This is a sassy, but classy blonde that is usually sexy as hell, born between 1993 and 1996, she will rip you to pieces like a short barrel shot gun, but she will also give you the best sex of your life and be the loyal woman of your dreams if you treat her correctly.
Hey babe wanna go get me a sandwich ... ( Racking of short barrel blondie) who do you think I am you miserable dick drip , go get it yourself.
Or
Hey my Baby girl, would you mind making me a sandwich whenever you get a chance it's really no rush .... Her:( short barrel blondie) of course I will my hubby, but only after you get in that bed room and make my legs shake.
Or
Hey my Baby girl, would you mind making me a sandwich whenever you get a chance it's really no rush .... Her:( short barrel blondie) of course I will my hubby, but only after you get in that bed room and make my legs shake.
by MarriedtoMo828 November 11, 2021
