A's pizza

Pretty much the worst excuse for pizza I have ever tasted. It has burnt crap on the bottom of the bread. The sauce tastes like blood from the co-workers who made it, and the cheese is rubber from the tires of peoples cars who live in Canyon Lake. To summarize it for you "crap on crust"

A's pizza worker: What would you like today Sir?
Me: Uhhh, Crap on Crust with extra co-worker blood, two orders of three cheese throw-up bread, and a salad with extra leaves from the back of your pizza store.
A's pizza co-worker: Ok, your order will be ready in 2 hours and 15 minutes.

by terd ferguson February 16, 2005

Pizza

The most delectable thing on the planet. Just pure perfection on some dough. Mmmmmm

"I fucking love pizza, man."

by LexiNicole July 7, 2016

pizzaful

a. A pizza made just the way you like it.
b. One who is at rest after eating a really good pizza.

a. They make a really pizzaful pie at this place!
b. He ate six slices and now he is very pizzaful.

by torq2.0 July 19, 2017

Pizza

A code name for rough sex, commonly used by bored couples at a formal affair. No one knows what pizza means, so it can be used around anyone.

(This term has been coined by Harvard University students in the summer of 2011)

While at dinner with the family:

Husband: Hey honey, after this do you want to go have some pizza? I'm still hungry

Wife: Yeah, I could go for some pizza myself...

by snacks and shitt August 24, 2011

pizza

Codeword for pussy

Matt loves to eat pizza

by Up The Arse December 30, 2011

Pizza

A code word used for marijuana. In the United States, marijuana is typically sold by 1/8ths of an ounce, or by "slices" of pizza. Pot Heads often feel this is an ideal code word because of the sheer awesomeness of both pizza and marijuana.

*Pot Head Tip: "REAL pizza" or "PIZZA pizza" (meaning the actual food kind of pizza) may also need to be used to clarify when to order delivery.

"I'm getting some super yummy pizza later! Do you want any?"
"Oh, groovy! I could totally go for a slice!"

"Come on over, y'all! It's a pizza party!"

"I really want some pizza right now..."
"Seriously?!? I think I need break for a minute!"
<laughing> "No! Not 'pizza', 'PIZZA pizza'!"
<laughing> "Ooohhhh...'PIZZA pizza'! Yeah, totally!"

by Goddess Love G November 10, 2010

Pizza

An orgy or sex party.

The pizza with the sweet sauce was delicious!

by thatradtallguy June 8, 2020