Iranian nose job 

The act of ejaculating into a woman's nasal cavity.

theodore: did you fuck Crystal yet?
Gabriel: i did one better, I gave that stupid bitch an Iranian nose job. I'll be surprised if I didn't give her permanent brain damage.

Iranian nose job by Jshizzle ninety nine December 26, 2020

colorado nose job 

when you can’t afford a nose job, so you go to colorado and do cocaine instead.

Woah, have you seen Ashley? She looks so coked out. I heard she got a colorado nose job.

colorado nose job by word girl to the rescue January 23, 2022

Titty Nose Job 

Pleasing one nipple regions with thy nose.

"Oh my god, Camila has perfect tits for a titty nose job!"

Titty Nose Job by itsanon February 17, 2024

Nebraskan nose job

The act of cutting off your genitalia, cremating it, and snorting the ashes.

Before I went to sleep, I gave myself a Nebraskan nose job.

Nebraskan nose job by Steve4051 June 27, 2025

Soho Nose Job

Not to be confused with with the procedure carried out by plastic surgeons in nearby Harley Street.

“It had been a fair while since I’d emptied the tanks. Whilst enjoying a good noshing, I knew that she may choke on the sheer volume of my man lava.

When squirty time was imminent, I quickly withdrew my planet destroyer and gave her a right Soho Nose Job”

Soho Nose Job by AssMaster Funk February 3, 2026

Soho Nose Job

Not to be confused with with the procedure carried out by plastic surgeons in nearby Harley Street.

“It had been a fair while since I’d emptied the tanks. Whilst enjoying a good noshing, I knew that she may choke on the sheer volume of my man lava.

When squirty time was imminent, I quickly withdrew my planet destroyer and gave her a right Soho Nose Job”

Soho Nose Job by AssMaster Funk February 3, 2026

Soho Nose Job

Not to be confused with with the procedure carried out by plastic surgeons in nearby Harley Street.

“It had been a fair while since I’d emptied the tanks. Whilst enjoying a good noshing, I knew that she may choke on the sheer volume of my man lava.

When squirty time was imminent, I quickly withdrew my planet destroyer and gave her a right Soho Nose Job”

Soho Nose Job by AssMaster Funk February 3, 2026