by Real balls December 9, 2021

Alex- “Holy shit, that is so fucking ugly!”
Preston- “I know, that isn’t a lazy eye; that’s an unemployed eye.”
Alex- “Oo!”
Preston- “Haha- Haha!”
Alex- “Go ahead and add that to the Urban Dictionary!”
Preston- “”
Alex- “Go ahead and add that to the Urban Dictionary!”
Preston- “Okay, I will.”
Preston- “I know, that isn’t a lazy eye; that’s an unemployed eye.”
Alex- “Oo!”
Preston- “Haha- Haha!”
Alex- “Go ahead and add that to the Urban Dictionary!”
Preston- “”
Alex- “Go ahead and add that to the Urban Dictionary!”
Preston- “Okay, I will.”
by pastvp May 17, 2025

1) I ate super spicy food yesterday, and my shit-eye still hurts from many toilet visits!
2) John: I have a diarrhea from food poisoning.
Doe: Oh my God, is your shit-eye okay?
2) John: I have a diarrhea from food poisoning.
Doe: Oh my God, is your shit-eye okay?
by alternativelogic July 21, 2021

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by Davinail May 27, 2023

extending the first joke further than it should be, far enough to the point where it becomes irrelevant or unfunny. first scene in jojo's bizarre adventure.
by terrobite January 9, 2019

by Tweeker May 12, 2024

a way of making a guy look you deep into the eye in order to get laid
By pretending something is wrong with your contact lenses
By pretending something is wrong with your contact lenses
by Hruthwoods September 21, 2021
