Poopourri 

Poopourri is the residue left on a toilet seat after someone has taken a bad and messy shit. Generally so bad that it requires you to seek another toilet to utilize.

Damn, who the hell keeps leaving the poopourri all over the shitter? I'm tired of having to run upstairs because our crapper is so fucked up!

Poopourri by Big Ed Moustapha June 22, 2009

poopacalypse 

Imminent and terrifying event of horrific pooping, that will result in great pain.

"Hey John, wanna come to the movies?"

"No, I can't about to have a poopacalypse!"

poopacalypse by Brikloss December 30, 2008

poopfail 

to fail in such a way as to turn your life to poop

"Simply waking this AM was an Epic Poopfail"

poopfail by Browns Poopfail December 31, 2013

Poopendestop 

A plug to stop shit coming out involuntarily

I have the runs so bad, I wish I had my poopendestop with me today!

Poopendestop by Standen January 25, 2017

poopypilled 

Someone who thinks poop and piss and other epic things are hilarious (Because they are)

"Poop.' 'HAHAHAHA LOOK AT US WE ARE POOPYPILLED!"

poopypilled by Rowithata September 11, 2020

Poopengoggen 

The act of being the Poop Prime Minister, Doo Doo Dictator, The Shit Shah, or The Feces Pharaoh.

By the power of Poopengoggen, I knight you Sir Poop of the Toilet Table.

Poopengoggen by poopguy05 November 18, 2020

woopsie poopsie 

a woopsie poosie is what happens when one thinks they have to fart but they end up dumpin' in thier shorts

Uh oh, thought i had to fart but i had a woopsie poopsie.

woopsie poopsie by Pirate Man Dave October 20, 2008