by craig March 12, 2003
Get the international ganja day mug.A syndrome that causes a middle age man to believe he is back in highschool or college when he was having his glory days in a particular sport. The sport is usually baseball. Someone with this syndrome will most likely be found being the assistant coach for a highschool baseball team, wearing the full uniform, looking like one of the players only 30-40 years older. They can't seem to grasp the fact that they're never going to play again and have to get as close to the action as they can.
Fred: "Why's that old man wearing the full uniform?"
Tom: "Is he playing?"
Fred: "Oh god, I know what's going on here. That guys not playing he just has glory day syndrome."
Tom: "Is he playing?"
Fred: "Oh god, I know what's going on here. That guys not playing he just has glory day syndrome."
by Puppetkiller November 22, 2009
Get the Glory Day Syndrome mug.February 1, the day when girls give their boyfriend a hard spanking until their ass is red and they're begging for mercy. A way that women show the guys who's boss.
My girlfriend gave me a paddling on national spanking day until I was screaming and crying like a baby. She sure showed me who the boss is
by JuicyGirl12 May 26, 2018
Get the national spanking day mug.1. Occurs annually on April 6.
2. Requires two steps:
a. Once must start the day off with a plunder (have to steal something, anything no matter how insignificant).
b. after plunder one must get really drunk off of Rum (preferably Captain Morgan's) and sporadically use pirate phrases such as yar, and walk the plank, etc.
2. Requires two steps:
a. Once must start the day off with a plunder (have to steal something, anything no matter how insignificant).
b. after plunder one must get really drunk off of Rum (preferably Captain Morgan's) and sporadically use pirate phrases such as yar, and walk the plank, etc.
On Wednesday April 6, 2005 I celebrated st. Pirates' Day with a handle of Captain Morgan's and by stealing a car.
by Michael Huffstetler April 6, 2005
Get the St. Pirates' Day mug.A much needed mid-day wipe of one's anus after a previous night of heavy boozing/drinking wine/beer, followed by a morning of greasy, wet farts that have the possibility of leaving a brown shit smear on one's undies if left unchecked.
Parker and Hamilton stayed up all night drinking Big Bear 40 oz malt liquors and jugs of cheap wine.
The next day, Parker was having trouble at work. He had a case of mud butt diarrhea followed by a series of beer farts.
He excused himself right before lunch and went to the bathroom for a mid-day wipe.
The next day, Parker was having trouble at work. He had a case of mud butt diarrhea followed by a series of beer farts.
He excused himself right before lunch and went to the bathroom for a mid-day wipe.
by Jrubadub November 7, 2010
Get the mid-day wipe mug.At the end of the argument you write
Have a good day.
It means fuck you.
(From a Midwestern / Michigan girl)
Have a good day.
It means fuck you.
(From a Midwestern / Michigan girl)
You screwed me over, but I want this conversation to end and get the last word in. Have a great day.
(A long argument) - I will take care of it. Have a good day.
(A long argument) - I will take care of it. Have a good day.
by Meg1999 July 16, 2022
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