gift from god

a snow day.

John: Today we were given a gift from God.
Frances: Woo! get your wellies on!

by god why is everything taken?! October 11, 2021

Oh god please NO

This is what you say when a little gremlin is a annoying or clingy and you want the to stop thinking about cock or dick

Eww stop oh god please NO

by Pog man69 February 20, 2022

Gleeb God

W human being who be chiefin they pen everywhere

He went through 2 carts in a week, I think he's a Gleeb God

by Derin Marino February 10, 2022

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<1992>Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles Is Apollo, The God Of Music The Greek God Of Music, Poetry, Healing, Prophecy, Archery And He Is Deaf With A Unisex Name<1992>

<1992>Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles Is Apollo, The God Of Music The Greek God Of Music, Poetry, Healing, Prophecy, Archery And He Is Deaf With A Unisex Name<1992>

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 13, 2025

God

God is the most divine being in the universe, we are all his children and we must love him, for he loves us. Please, spread the word, it’s not too late yet.

Friend 1: Hey, do you believe in God?

Friend 2: Yes.
Friend 1: Good, we must spread the news.

by UrbanDictatorOrSMTH April 28, 2021

Peanut Butter War God

An overweight and often hairy man, covered in peanut butter, committing a sexual act.

Surveillance cameras captured a peanut butter war god in the main elevator of our hotel.

by Troy1983 March 1, 2018

gif god

A person who has an unmatched ability to manifest gifs in a text, IM or online group message conversation. Usually one who sends the gif in a message that most accurately describes what everyone is thinking or are the funniest, and make the most sense.

Brad always sends the best gifs, how does he find the right one to make us all laugh, he is such a gif god!

by Spiderdolphin February 21, 2019