When you have sex in the doggystyle position but the male is laying down on top of the female instead of kneeling behind her while she is kneeling and bent over. Almost like missionary but with the female laying face down.
by King Bologna May 15, 2009
Get the Lazy Dog Stylemug. The act of mistreating a peer or someone inferior to you out of frustration because a superior (whom you can't argue with) has treated you poorly.
Apparently he came home and just started yelling. It's kick-the-dog syndrome: his boss is an asshole and he takes it out on her.
by Colin Sandel February 27, 2008
Get the kick-the-dog syndromemug. The dog is usually performing a human-like task. e.g. Kickflip, playing GTA V, eating squirrels, playing a nice game of CS:GO, and playing piano. Dogs are fully eligible of doing all of these human tasks. If you as much as lay finger on a dog, it might initiate god mode and use 0.1% of its power. A dogs full power is so powerful that it can take down an entire solar system effortlessly. The average house dog is currently using -0.0000007% of its current power. 0.1% is enough to wipe out the entire country of Uruguay. So remember, do not mess with a dog, or you will find out what the dog doin'.
by xXBeanEaterXx April 11, 2022
Get the What the dog doin'?!mug. "I gave her a Texas Chile dog that she will never forget. I later washed my dick and had a cold beer."
by Drabe August 11, 2007
Get the Texas Chile Dogmug. This is a person who trains for a particular occupation without considering its utility or even its employability.
by Elvis Wearing a Bra on His Head September 8, 2005
Get the Weiner Dog Serenadermug. The condition of someone being so fat, that the horizontal fat rolls on the back of their neck stack up, resembling a package of hot dogs.
Damn, bitch, get off my tip! I don't fuck bitches with hot dog neck...unless, of course, I'm hoggin'.
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That guy just ordered 4 Arby's Melt's, a large curly fry, potato pancakes, an apple turnover , a large Jamocha shake, and a diet. No wonder he's got hot dog neck.
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That guy just ordered 4 Arby's Melt's, a large curly fry, potato pancakes, an apple turnover , a large Jamocha shake, and a diet. No wonder he's got hot dog neck.
by werdtreb October 13, 2009
Get the hot dog neckmug. When a dog bites a male human on the penis. Sometimes, even ripping it off with it's teeth. It does not necessarily need to be a Chinese dog. It is called a Chinese Dog Bite, because several Kung Fu movies from the 1970's had these kinds of scenes. Some folks of S&M fantasize about being tortured like this. Primarily because even though the dog is biting your penis off, they are excited about the fact that something is coming in contact with it. It is considered to be stimulating.
by SiLentThreaD December 17, 2008
Get the Chinese Dog Bitemug.